# What's Sanguine feelin' right now?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 12, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911 "2004-06-12T00:58:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911/21 "2004-06-14T18:25:53Z")

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Aw!  
{{{{{{{{ **SanguineSpider** }}}}}}}}

Hunnybunny will probably come around after a cool down period.  
I can totally understand your reaction, though.  
WTF would he keep bringing it up during “romp time”? 😕  
If he’s too wound up to see what a great person you are and come running back, we’ve got a little harem going on we’d love to have you in, even if you are an icky spider! 😃

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911/22 "2004-06-14T18:40:55Z")

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Whew, I was hopin’ you weren’t feeling one of them little anal worms makin’ an egg run.

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911/23 "2004-06-15T02:54:58Z")

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Oh, **lieu** , stop trying to make me smile… or should I say puke?

That’s just n-ASS-ty.

I spoke to hunnybunny and he told me he didn’t understand why I got so upset when he had wanted me to watch him play Lemmings. Sometimes I’m dense so I wish he would have come right out and said, “Hey, baby… wanna watch me play Lemmings?”. I watch him play other comp games sometimes but again… I’m dense. Normally, I keep quiet while he plays but he thought my remarks about how adorable the lemmings were and my deliriously girlish giggles when the lemmings scream out “YIPPEE!” or fall with a splat sound were cute. Ok, why wouldn’t he have told me this so as not to confuse or upset me? I didn’t know he had wanted me to watch specifically. Sheesh! I still feel very badly about being stupid and I’ll make it up to him as soon as I can.

And what harem???

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911/24 "2004-06-15T03:23:12Z")

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[It all started here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=257416)  
Feel free to bring hunnybunny _and_ the lemmings. 😛

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911/25 "2004-06-15T19:36:01Z")

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Oh my… :eek:  
The lemmings _are_ very cooperative, though but still, freaky idea!  
Anyhoo, what is the consensus of me buying a rose for my hunnybunny as part of my whole “making things up to him for being a dum-bass” plan? How many fellas like receiving flowers? Please no joke replies, I’m curious.

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**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911/26 "2004-06-15T21:15:31Z")

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Flowers are nice, and make you feel like someone thinks you’re special. No matter your gender.

Go for it.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911/27 "2004-06-15T22:44:02Z")

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Just don’t send him pansies.

He might look for a double meaning.

:dubious: At least there’s always dead monkey porn.

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911/28 "2004-06-16T01:43:28Z")

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**NoClueBoy** … do I really wanna know what the heck you’re speaking of? Dead monkey porn? Ummm, nope, I don’t. I was thinking of roses anyway, pansies seem too cutesy. I want him to know that I feel like a complete jerk, to know how bad I feel for being utterly dense and stupid. I guess my period’s coming because that is the only explanation that makes a looney kinda sense. I love him and I know red roses=romantic love but is there a color of rose that defines the “I’m so sorry” mode?

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911/29 "2004-06-16T01:48:41Z")

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> [@SanguineSpider](#):
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> … but is there a color of rose that defines the “I’m so sorry” mode?

Blue roses? 'Course you may need to use a little food coloring to get’em blue. Or just tell’em a sad story.

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911/30 "2004-06-16T07:22:39Z")

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BTW, the bank likes to take my money, it likes to charge a fee for nothing or when I put money into it. Silly bank, fees are for making your customers lives hell, aren’t they?!

I don’t have chills. If I did, I’d have the flu and that’d be bad, oh yes.

I _am_ sanguine. I don’t feel sanguine. I feel weirded out by the weird dream I had that weirded me out, you know?

I’m sick of glitter sticking to me. The shower cannot triumph over the glitter and I don’t understand why.

I missed **Casey** ’s B-day?? I’m sorry. Happy Belated Birthday!!

I no drinky the beer, no no!

Hmm, blue roses… _hmmmmm_.  
And my tooth hurts, F\*&%$O#! tooth! :mad: Maybe beer would help this? Other than my tooth, I’m feeling better about the whole love thing. My SO is unusually patient and he’s a keeper! Color me plucky!

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911/31 "2004-06-16T20:21:24Z")

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**SangSpi,** doll, go to a drugstore and get some oral anesthetic. Dip a cotton swab in it, lay the swab upside the tooth, and everything’s numb for a while. It doesn’t cure anything, but the pain goes away while you’re waiting for a dentist appointment. Take care.

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**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-sanguine-feelin-right-now/249911/32 "2004-06-16T23:34:45Z")

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Yeah, that stuff makes life a lil’ bit bearable but during the night… Oy! My tooth is a rampaging monster of pain seeking out the nerve endings in my neck to toy with and torture.

And I still hate glitter!

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