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You can always sit. I can hit just under the rim if I sit and point it downwards as possible.
Or if you refuse to sit you can do sort of a bent-knee crouch over the bowl.
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You just admitted, in a public forum, to having a small penis and weak erections. Just so you know.
Maybe he was referring to a basketball rim.
bDOOM kssh
I can too. But I do it in the shower, where aim isn’t as crucial.
A thread about 4 hour boners ends up with two Seinfeld references?
Only on the SDMB!
Rim of the Grand Canyon.
Standing on the floor, one mile below. 
It voids the warranty.
I think you mean “suppress.”
Repress connotes in inherent inability to participate in or appreciate something due to an inhibition of some sort. Think of it, in this case, as the inability to see the possibility that this thread might provoke several light hearted responses due to some kind of ‘repressed’ sexuality.
Priapism eh? At my age I’d give a bunch for just 15 min. of it. Hell, even 10!
Who said anything about Seinfeld? Are you under the impression that people don’t actually pee in showers?
The shower is a wonderful place to prove that men can do more than one thing at once, since I don’t have to hold it, I can pee and wash my hair at the same time!
That depends on the ratio of degree of freedom allotted by your suspension ligament versus your desire to aim. If your suspension ligament is stretched or broken it should be really almost easier to aim when erect. Still not possible when sitting down, I’m afraid.
That depends on the ratio of degree of freedom allotted by your suspension ligament versus your desire to aim. If your suspension ligament is stretched or broken it should be really almost easier to aim when erect. Still not possible when sitting down, I’m afraid.
That’s gotta result in one nasty case of blue balls!
Erm, there’s nothing stopping a woman from peeing in the shower either. In fact, I know one who has said she likes to do it there since it’s pretty much her only opportunity to do so.
In the case of someone having an erection after ejaculating and having it not go down there wouldn’t be any blue balls. There is a definite possibility of that during a marathon session, though, although in those situations I guess it’s not a problem because there are small rests between ejaculations, whereas a medically induced one would be continous.
I did? Not sure how you read that, but I’m very happy with what I have, lol.
I saw a drain!