# What's so bad about Jack T. Chick?

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**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [April 8, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218 "2003-04-08T02:20:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/21 "2003-04-08T07:54:14Z")

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He’s a shyster; he deliberately uses information which is demonstrably factually unsound to (try to )coerce people to agree with his worldview.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/22 "2003-04-08T11:36:13Z")

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> _Originally posted by tomndebb \*  
> **[The Death Cookie](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0074/0074_01.asp)**!_\* \*\*

Wait, wasn’t it Ra that was the sun god, not Osiris?

Besides, as we all know, the US military killed Ra with a nuclear weapon. ::d&r::

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/23 "2003-04-08T11:37:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> \*\*Plus his association with the infamous con artist, the late Alberto Rivera. \*\*

Geraldo’s brother?

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/24 "2003-04-08T12:56:06Z")

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_Hey!_ Leave Lillian Gish out of this!

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/25 "2003-04-08T13:16:01Z")

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> Marketing folks are hard pressed to do what JTC has done, sell things to people that live in shotgun shacks and hovels in the back woods of rural America.

Geez, where’ve you been? 😃 Dunno what particular mine shaft you’ve been inhabiting the bottom of for the last few years, but Chick Tracts aren’t only bought by redneck trailer park trash–I know lots of upscale, upmarket, middle and upper-middle-class folks who buy them.

'Specially the Halloween one–that’s real popular among the whitebread suburbanites to hand out instead of Halloween candy.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/26 "2003-04-08T13:53:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Duck Duck Goose \*  
> \*\*but Chick Tracts aren’t only bought by redneck trailer park trash–I know lots of upscale, upmarket, middle and upper-middle-class folks who buy them. \*\*

Buy them? I’ve only ever seen the actual tracts, in the wild that is, littering the ground around a very small area. Who buys them?

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/27 "2003-04-08T13:58:35Z")

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A church I used to go to had them out in the lobby, for anyone to take.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/28 "2003-04-08T14:03:57Z")

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Rivera claimed to be a former Jesuit, etc. However, he never even finished high school (for a scholarly order like the Jesuits, there’s no way he’d be accepted!), that the Catholic church was the Illuminati, etc.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/29 "2003-04-08T14:07:14Z")

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Jesus 2000 - the first self-worshipping Jesus for the busy believer.  
(KITH reference)

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/30 "2003-04-08T14:07:45Z")

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In addition to what’s already been said, he references his own publications as cites in his tracts. That’s just not right.

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**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/31 "2003-04-08T15:54:01Z")

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Anyone seen the newest Catholic rant[Man In Black](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5023/5023_01.asp?FROM=bibleseries) ?

This is after a few lackluster attempts but boy oh boy he’s getting back in gear alright

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/32 "2003-04-08T16:19:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Philosophocles \*  
> \*\*Unless you’re a Catholic, Jew, Muslim, Mormon, Jehovah’s Witness, liberal Protestant, woman, homosexual, music listener, believer in the scientific method, fan of Bewitched, or generally a sensible person, there’s really nothing in the Chick tracts that should offend you. \*\*

You forgot those guys that drive the little cars around at parades.

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**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/33 "2003-04-08T17:16:19Z")

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> _Originally posted by tomndebb \*  
> **[The Death Cookie](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0074/0074_01.asp)**!_\* \*\*

Thanks! 🙂

I had no idea the Pope was doing the work of the Egyptian sun-god Osirus. You learn something new every day.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/34 "2003-04-08T18:52:44Z")

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H’uh?

The Man in Black is so inaccurate it’s ridiculous. I mean, Father DAMIEN??? D’uh!

Not to mention, a REAL priest would be extremely well-educated, and would be able to stomp this garbage Chick spews. Let’s start, shall we?

-Constantine-was NOT the “Last great Emperor”, and he was NEVER a POPE for crying out loud! He didn’t even convert until his deathbed!

-No KING was ever a Pope. And Popes never EVER claimed to be Christ on Earth.

-The KKK is notoriously anti-Catholic. For the Church to have behind them makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

That six-headed whore thing is cool, though.

(Also, the Rosary doesn’t worship anyone but God. The first stanza is straight from the Bible-what was said to Mary by the Angel Gabriel and what her cousin Elizabeth told her. Then the last part, says, ‘PRAY FOR US’-in other words, we aren’t praying to Mary, but asking HER to pray for us, which means that she worships God as do we. Chick is a dumbass).

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**Author:** ![Lilairen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lilairen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lilairen)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/35 "2003-04-08T19:27:34Z")

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> Wait, wasn’t it Ra that was the sun god, not Osiris?

Yup.

Let’s just say that his grasp on Kemetic religion is about as good as his grasp on Catholicism and D&D.

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**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/36 "2003-04-08T20:18:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by tomndebb \*  
> \*\*  
> He and Gish and Hovind are among the leaders of the Nine Commandment Christians. (Robertson would be there, but he ignores a lot more commandments than just one.) \*\*

Do you mean Duane Gish the intelligent design proponent? Other than questionable debating tactics that possibly constitute lying, which commandment has he broken, I’m slightly confused.

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**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/37 "2003-04-08T20:25:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Amp \*  
> \*\*I have my own personal Jesus, but he doesn’t do laundry or windows. Come to think of it he doesn’t do much of anything. I always catch him sleeping behind the couch. Whenever I tell him to get to work he gives me lip about how much of a big shot his dad is. \*\*

Man, you should get one of those “I finally found Jesus, he was behind my couch the whole time” T-shirts. Maybe then he’d get the hint and start earning his keep.

The idea of slacker-Jesus is making me recall that Mr. Show musical sketch, “Jeepers Creepers.” 😉

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> _posted by JuanitaTech_  
> In addition to what’s already been said, he references his own publications as cites in his tracts. That’s just not right.

This is precisely me grievance about him. If he gaves cites to things that were publicly available and tried to explain his reasoning, we could better point out his errors in detail. As it is, when a Chick-proponent comes around (not that this happens too often) we have to settle for broad condemnations. Those work fine for those of us who can reject his reasoning easily, but it would be nice to know the specific reasons behind his rantings so we could discredit them with the fundie evangelicals who support him as well.

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/38 "2003-04-08T20:33:56Z")

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On a first date a couple years ago, I went to the girl’s house, and saw a bunch of Chick tracts lying on the floor.

Talk about a bad sign.

Oh, and you cannot have a Chick tract thread without mentioning  
[this classic](http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0069/0069_01.asp).

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/39 "2003-04-08T20:55:16Z")

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Has anyone ever bothered to e-mail Jack Chick and correct his simple mistakes?

I would. (Like pointing out the correct name of the Sun God.)

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**Author:** ![ElJeffe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@ElJeffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElJeffe)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-bad-about-jack-t-chick/167218/40 "2003-04-08T20:57:55Z")

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You know, I always get a kick out of how easily persuaded the people in these tracts are. I seem to remember one where a Christian walks up to an Islamic fundamentalist and tells him, “Hey, Islam is wrong, you should be Christian.” The Muslim says, basically, “Well holy shit, I guess I was wrong. Now I’ll be a Christian.”

You get the feeling that you could walk up to Joe Fickle in a week or so, tell him, “Hey, Christianity is bogus. You should be worshipping the Holy Pickle God, Vlassic, unless you want to burn in a fiery abyss for all time”, and he’d believe you. I wonder if Senor Chick believes the world actually works the way he portrays it, or if it’s just a -ahem- “literary” device?  
Jeff

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