# What's so sexy about the BBQ pit? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 7, 2013, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341 "2013-01-07T12:14:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/61 "2013-01-09T03:54:49Z")
> [@the\_diego](#): > > It’s the worst-moderated forum for one. They do give that impression, but a great mom knows when to let the kids scream at each other til they work things out and end up eating Lucky Charms together in front of the TV. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/62 "2013-01-09T04:59:27Z")
> [@digs](#): > > They do give that impression, but a great mom knows when to let the kids scream at each other til they work things out and end up eating Lucky Charms together in front of the TV. Yeah, like massive sugar-doses are gonna calm them down . . . ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/63 "2013-01-09T14:44:57Z")
And the great thing about the Pit is, I can start a whole new thread calling out BrainGlutton for dissing my favorite cereal. I think I’ll title it “They’re magically delicious, bitch!” ---
**Author:** ![Oliveritaly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oliveritaly/32/15233_2.png) [@Oliveritaly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oliveritaly)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/64 "2013-01-09T14:55:43Z")
What’s sexy about the BBQ pit? Vinyl Turnip and Mean Old Lady … hilarious every time. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/65 "2013-01-09T16:16:38Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > [A recent favorite](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=611452&highlight=nancy+grace) Thanks for that. It put a smile on my face to be reminded that gonzomax is banned. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/66 "2013-01-09T16:30:21Z")
Hey! **Drunky Smurf** is here! _Now_ it’s a party! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/67 "2013-01-09T16:57:19Z")
> [@Oliveritaly](#): > > What’s sexy about the BBQ pit? Vinyl Turnip and Mean Old Lady … hilarious every time. Their kids are going to be amazing!!! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/68 "2013-01-09T17:07:14Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Their kids are going to be amazing!!! Already are. Have you not been watching _“College Bowl For Trailer Park Toddlers”_ (Bravo, Mon 9pm, 8 Central)? ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/69 "2013-01-10T06:46:20Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > You should really keep your bedroom habits to yourself. Ordinarily I would, but the thread topic demands revealing that I have a smokin’ ass. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/70 "2013-01-10T22:11:44Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > Ordinarily I would, but the thread topic demands revealing that I have a smokin’ ass. Maybe you should try lube. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/71 "2013-01-10T23:21:55Z")
I think this thread is pretty demonstrative of what is great about the Pit. Anal sex! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/72 "2013-01-11T00:18:05Z")
Well, February can’t get here soon enough. [I really need to unload this.](http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/202/b/e/40_lb_box_of_rape_by_malevolentdeath-d416e4u.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/73 "2013-01-11T00:30:49Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Well, February can’t get here soon enough. [I really need to unload this.](http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/202/b/e/40_lb_box_of_rape_by_malevolentdeath-d416e4u.jpg) [It’s good for biodiesel . . .](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed) ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/74 "2013-01-11T00:36:20Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > [It’s good for biodiesel . . .](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed) Good for frying too. But somebody should have the balls to sell rapeseed Oil instead of canola. You could use it to [pan fry some semen.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=198659) ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/75 "2013-01-11T15:45:55Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > [pan fry some semen.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=198659) Must…not click…link… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/76 "2013-01-11T15:58:58Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > What’s sexy about the Pit? All the exposed nipples. Plus, once a year we have rape month, tipping month, declawing cat month and shoes on or off inside month. Thems is some sexy, sexy threads. Especially the ones about raping declawed cats wearing shoes and leaving without tipping them. HAWT! I don’t recommend the one about raping clawed cats. Because ow. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/77 "2013-01-11T17:04:37Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Well, February can’t get here soon enough. [I really need to unload this.](http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/202/b/e/40_lb_box_of_rape_by_malevolentdeath-d416e4u.jpg) > [@BrainGlutton](#): > > [It’s good for biodiesel . . .](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed) So it gets your motor running. ---
**Author:** ![bathsheba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@bathsheba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bathsheba)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2013, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/78 "2013-01-13T10:40:04Z")
Surreal is where it’s at. The meNu is the God of ordeRing!!1!! Scroll down to Springs1’s posts about the morality of free refills. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10936021#post10936021](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10936021#post10936021) ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/79 "2013-01-14T15:45:02Z")
Why I love the Pit: Quirky turns of phrase, rapier-like ripostes, and black humor. Saw a great example of the latter just now in the _“Please do not throw yourself under a train”_ thread, where I learned [how not to call 911](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15897399&postcount=17). ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-so-sexy-about-the-bbq-pit/646341/80 "2013-01-14T16:10:02Z")
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