# What's something we have NEVER bitched about before? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 4, 2014, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355 "2014-07-04T17:26:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/1 "2014-07-04T17:26:28Z")
There has to be something. Right? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/2 "2014-07-04T17:35:26Z")
I don’t think we’ve ever bitched about having nothing to bitch about. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/3 "2014-07-04T17:42:13Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I don’t think we’ve ever bitched about having nothing to bitch about. Maybe now we have? ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/4 "2014-07-04T17:43:53Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I don’t think we’ve ever bitched about having nothing to bitch about. You don’t know my former Girlfriend! ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/5 "2014-07-04T17:47:28Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > You don’t know my former Girlfriend! “Into every life a little sun must shine?” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/6 "2014-07-04T17:49:54Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > Maybe now we have? I wasn’t bitching. Just suggesting. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/7 "2014-07-04T17:52:23Z")
Antibacterial soap and its efficacy, or lack thereof. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/8 "2014-07-04T17:53:51Z")
Neapolitan ice cream. Everybody likes the chocolate and strawberry but nobody wants the vanilla. So the white flavor, despite being the most common flavor in the country, is ranked behind the brown flavor and the red flavor. It’s reverse racism! Political correctness is spreading its grasp even into our ice cream! The liberals are indoctrinated our children! And then they top it with their multicultural rainbow sprinkles! ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/9 "2014-07-04T17:54:19Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I wasn’t bitching. Just suggesting. 😃 Gotcha. I’m reminded of a work buddy whose apartment was right off the Interstate. One night he bolted upright in bed and muttered, “What’s THAT?” He figured out that the traffic noise had suddenly gone quiet and it woke him up. And the one about the waiter stopping by the lunch table with the four little old ladies and asking, “Is anything all right here?” ---
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/10 "2014-07-04T17:58:30Z")
The dope is responding too quickly today. I click on a thread and it opens so fast my eyes hurt. Also the mods need to be more arbitrary and less even handed. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/11 "2014-07-04T18:00:41Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Neapolitan ice cream. Everybody likes the chocolate and strawberry but nobody wants the vanilla. > > So the white flavor, despite being the most common flavor in the country, is ranked behind the brown flavor and the red flavor. It’s reverse racism! Political correctness is spreading its grasp even into our ice cream! The liberals are indoctrinated our children! And then they top it with their multicultural rainbow sprinkles! Not me, I don’t like the strawberry flavor. When I was a kid I used to gulp that part down quick so I didn’t have to taste it YUK! However, I’m not a big fan of ice cream so maybe my opinion shouldn’t count. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/12 "2014-07-04T18:03:12Z")
Masochist: Hurt Me! Sadist: No. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/13 "2014-07-04T18:12:08Z")
Concealed carry makes my ass look big ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/14 "2014-07-04T18:37:38Z")
[Sheep! ya darned fool…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PARTaeE28q4) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/15 "2014-07-04T18:52:28Z")
I don’t recall any bitching about politics before. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/16 "2014-07-04T18:58:45Z")
Nobody has bitched about the price of that Marx electric train on page 148 of the Montgomery Wards 1951 Christmas catalog, when I got a boring carom board instead. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/17 "2014-07-04T19:02:53Z")
Penguins. Non-flying birds in general are an abomination but give one mock tuxedo coloring and put it in Antarctica?..I don’t like it, not one bit. Make your birds right Mother Nature and stop screwing around with stupid designs. If you want to make a ‘fun’ bird, stick with parrots - at least they can fly and maybe talk. ---
**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/18 "2014-07-04T19:09:46Z")
How about when the seam of your sock gets right into the sweet spot and rubs your pinkie toe raw against the seam of your tennis shoe? That’s gotta be original, right? ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/19 "2014-07-04T20:41:28Z")
The injustice of the Treaty of Trianon taking away most of Hungary’s land, resources and population? ---
**Author:** ![wellanuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@wellanuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wellanuff)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355/20 "2014-07-04T20:53:44Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > And the one about the waiter stopping by the lunch table with the four little old ladies and asking, “Is anything all right here?” Please, please, please tell me you very recently saw this joke on Seinfeld’s “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee,” because I have never heard this joke before and now today I have heard it twice, within about 90 minutes, and if you just dredged it out of your memory independently I am going to have a hard time figuring out what the universe is saying to me. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-something-we-have-never-bitched-about-before/692355.md?page=2)