# What's the average kill time for spam posts on this board?

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**Created:** [August 18, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-average-kill-time-for-spam-posts-on-this-board/793932 "2017-08-18T01:02:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-average-kill-time-for-spam-posts-on-this-board/793932/61 "2017-08-28T04:18:46Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Suddenly, I would kill for some Spam. Thank goodness this is Hawaii, and we have some in the house.

Anytime you run out, go here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M\_eYSuPKP3Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_eYSuPKP3Y)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-average-kill-time-for-spam-posts-on-this-board/793932/62 "2017-08-28T05:04:05Z")

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Hawaiians loves them their Spam. You would not believe all the varieties. We have jalapeno Spam, hickory smoke Spam, hot and spicy Spam, chorizo Spam, garlic Spam, bacon Spam, cheese Spam, teriyaki Spam, tocino Spam, turkey Spam and Portuguese sausage Spam. And that’s not even counting Lite Spam and 25% less sodium Spam. And just regular ol’ Spam, of course.

Really.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-average-kill-time-for-spam-posts-on-this-board/793932/63 "2017-08-28T08:17:52Z")

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But I don’t like Spam!!!

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-average-kill-time-for-spam-posts-on-this-board/793932/64 "2017-08-28T14:07:12Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> But I don’t like Spam!!!

Don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it. I’m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-average-kill-time-for-spam-posts-on-this-board/793932/65 "2017-08-28T15:56:15Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> Don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it. I’m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Bloody Vikings! (I’m sad the 49ers didn’t kick their ass.)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-average-kill-time-for-spam-posts-on-this-board/793932/66 "2017-08-28T15:59:38Z")

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Baked beans are off.

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