I had a similar experience when being taught to swim. I was also around 5 years old. I was taken to the local YMCA where they gave swimming lessons to kids. The way they taught us to go under water without holding our noses was to have us all hold hands in a circle and then at the count of three we went under water. Let me tell you, that has to be one of the stupidest ideas anyone ever had. There’s nothing quite like forcing kids who can’t swim to hold each other under water. There were a couple teachers in the circle but I think they were oblivious to the flaw in this plan.
They gave the instructions that they would count to three and go under, they asked if everyone was ready and I shouted “No” then apparently they skipped right to “3” and dragged me under water. The people on either side of me had death grips on my hands and I was struggling and swallowing water, I think I managed to get one person to let go of me and then about that time couldn’t fight anymore. I think someone who hadn’t been in the pool dragged me out right then since the teachers in the circle didn’t seem to notice the child drowning in their midst. I lay at the side of the pool coughing up water and gasping and one of the damn teachers asked why I didn’t hold my breath and I said because I wasn’t ready. My mother finally showed up and I told her I wasn’t going to take swimming lessons from those people anymore. I was told I could not swim in the big pool unless I tool the lessons but I didn’t care. At least they did not try to drown me in the yellow kiddie pool.
A couple years later we moved to Florida where there was water everywhere! So I eventually learned to swim from our dog. Yes, I became quite adept at the dog paddle. I never did learn how to go under water without holding my nose so I didn’t go under water very often. Eventually we lived only a short walk from the beach, so whenever our Northern relatives came to visit we’d have to escort them to the beach. Knowing my limits I always stayed in water where I could touch bottom. One year my 17 year old cousin came to visit with his burnout girlfriend. I was about 9 or 10 at the time and this chick thought it would be fun to sneak up behind me and hold my head under water for what seemed like several minutes. I swallowed a great deal of the Gulf, actually saw my life pass before my eyes (granted I was pretty young so that didn’t take long) and then I started fighting and I believe I scratched her arms pretty good. Then she let me up and got all snotty with me because I didn’t have to scratch her, she was just playing around. I told her I didn’t think nearly being drowned was much fun and I avoided them for the rest of their visit. She held me under way longer than any normal person would do as a joke. Crazy druggie chick eventually made my cousin’s life miserable but of course he didn’t listen to me when I told him she was nuts.
A few more years later and a friend of mine and I often went to the beach together. She was about as good a swimmer as I was, which was rather sad. We never went into water over our heads. She also was usually forced to watch her little sister, who was of course a brat. One day we went to the beach and the waves were a little high. Little sister was told to stay in the shallows and we went out a little farther so we could ride the waves. We could still touch the sea floor with our feet but when the waves came they’d lift us up which was kind of fun. Until little sister tried to swim out to us.
We heard her behind us and turned around to see her struggling toward us and she couldn’t swim at all! She was starting to panic because the waves would go over her head. We yelled at her to go back but she kept coming toward us so my friend swam toward her to drag her back to shore. I followed behind. As soon as my friend reached her sister the kid clamped on to her neck, stopped swimming and dragged her under. We were yelling for the kid to not panic and keep swimming but she wouldn’t listen. I caught up to my friend and then the kid grabbed onto me and pulled me under. I swear the kid must have been eating rocks.
I tried to remember things I’d seen about rescuing swimmers and you were supposed to grab them around the neck and swim with them sort of floating behind you but this kid grabbed you so tightly around the neck that you couldn’t reposition her or breathe when you weren’t being dragged underwater and she was like an octopus, an 800 pound octopus. We were still where we could touch bottom with our feet but the waves would pull us off the bottom, then the kid would pull us back down. I think my friend was screaming for help while her sister was drowning me. Then my friend tried to help get her sister off me and the kid clamped onto her again. I tried to pull them both and keep out of reach of the octopus child but I wasn’t very effective. At this point I saw an adult swimming toward us and I went back to shore. All he had to do was free my friend of her sister and she could swim back herself. I went back to our towels and coughed up seawater and my friend and her sister went to the rescuers house and were given chocolate. They called for me to join them but I was so ticked off about my third near drowning and her brat of a sister who never, ever listened to us. They were quite happy after getting chocolate and the brat sister didn’t get that she’d almost killed us all. I didn’t go swimming with them again for quite some time and even then I wouldn’t go farther than chest high, even with waves.
A few years later we moved away from the beach and I spend a lot of time in the summer at my grandparents trailer park where they had a pool. It was usually pretty empty and I taught myself to swim there. I graduated from the dog paddle to a middlin’ breaststroke and back stroke. I even got better at going underwater without holding my nose. I seemed to do much better learning how to swim without anyone trying to teach me.
So far, I’ve had 3 near-drownings, do I win a prize? A pair of water wings* perhaps?
*[sub]Not to be worn around the ankles. [sub]
Sorry, Peter.