# What's the deadliest cute thing? (Or the cutest deadly thing?)

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [February 25, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deadliest-cute-thing-or-the-cutest-deadly-thing/530438 "2010-02-25T20:27:18Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deadliest-cute-thing-or-the-cutest-deadly-thing/530438/61 "2010-02-28T12:20:00Z")

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> [@robert\_andrews](#):
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> Umm…, a schoolgirl with a machine gun?

So thou hast ask’ed for, so thou shalt receive!

> **[The Tatami Critic reviews: The Machine Girl](https://japangeeks.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/the-tatami-critic-reviews-the-machine-girl/)**
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> There’s gore, and then there’s gore. In the case of the 2008 film The Machine Girl, there’s gore, more gore and gore gone wild.

One Japanese schoolgirl with a machine gun.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deadliest-cute-thing-or-the-cutest-deadly-thing/530438/62 "2010-03-01T02:26:25Z")

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Wait! I have it! Of course :smack:!

A Thai bargirl.

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**Author:** ![thirdname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@thirdname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdname)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deadliest-cute-thing-or-the-cutest-deadly-thing/530438/63 "2010-03-01T02:32:59Z")

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> [@robert\_andrews](#):
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> Umm…, a schoolgirl with a machine gun?

How about a preschool-girl with a machine gun? (At the beginning and again at 2:22): [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=63c\_1180067047](http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=63c_1180067047)

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deadliest-cute-thing-or-the-cutest-deadly-thing/530438/64 "2010-03-01T05:30:04Z")

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> [@Anne\_Neville](#):
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> I think polar bears are cute, and they’ll certainly rip your face off.

Indeed. My mom sent this to me recently:

\> Polar Bear Attack in Churchill , Manitoba , Canada.  
\> These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack in the town of Churchill.  
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\> These pictures were taken while people watched and could do nothing to stop the attack!  
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\> Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery.

[Pictures](http://www.mister-rik.com/hosted/bear_attack.jpg)

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2010, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deadliest-cute-thing-or-the-cutest-deadly-thing/530438/65 "2010-03-01T05:40:11Z")

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You need to warn us better. That was horribly cute.

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