What's the deal with Canada?

I have a question based around an entirely hypothetical situation inspired by another post in this thread:

If I wanted to use Canada as a shortcut, and as a result would only be in the country for 3 hours, is there any reason why I couldn’t just tell the Customs officer I’ll be staying longer than I intend to (for instance, 3 days) simply to prevent a potential hassle? How would they know?

Thanks for that info, that bears looking into.

I just took the judge at her word when she said 'You may think that I’m letting you off with nothing, but abandon all hope of ever visiting the United States again, Mwahhahahahahaha!" Yeah, I appeal-to-authoritied myself, I guess. There’s an ironic joke in there somewhere, but I can’t be arsed to dig it out. )

Dutch footballer Patrick Kluivert was also refused entry to the USA recently.

I think the factual question has been answered, so I’ll close this thread.

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