# What's the deal with Nick Lowe and Rick Astley?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-nick-lowe-and-rick-astley/469142>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 22, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-nick-lowe-and-rick-astley/469142 "2008-10-22T22:58:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![mrpayday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@mrpayday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrpayday)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-nick-lowe-and-rick-astley/469142/1 "2008-10-22T22:58:11Z")

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In the Nick Lowe song “All Men Are Liars” there are the following lines

Do you remember Rick Astley?  
He had a big fat hit that was ghastly.  
He said I’m never gonna give you up or let you down.  
Well I’m here to tell ya that Dick’s a clown  
What did Rick Astley do to cause this? Steal Nick Lowe’s girlfriend? Say that he was moree talented than Nick Lowe? Or is it just a good rhyme?

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-nick-lowe-and-rick-astley/469142/2 "2008-10-22T23:05:23Z")

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I believe [this video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI) explains things sufficiently.

(I’m sorry- what with the subject matter, I just couldn’t help it.)

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-nick-lowe-and-rick-astley/469142/3 "2008-10-22T23:35:15Z")

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Nick Lowe’s big hit was “Cruel To Be Kind.” Tell you anything … LOL

Rick (Richard or Dick in the lyrics) Astley was a product of Stock Aitken Waterman. Those producers also did Bananarama, Kylie Minogue, Samantha Fox, and other artists recorded their work. Dead or Alive’s _You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)_. Laura Branigan’s _Shattered Glass_, Donna Summer’s comeback _This Time I Know It’s For Real_.

You can see those song’s all are somewhat similar

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-nick-lowe-and-rick-astley/469142/4 "2008-10-22T23:48:57Z")

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For all their chart success, Stock Aitken & Waterman were somewhat despised; as were the acts associated with them.

Popular with Smash Hits reading teenyboppers, not so much with the NME crowd.

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-nick-lowe-and-rick-astley/469142/5 "2008-10-23T00:04:10Z")

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The Astley bashing is punctuated by the fact that in a song with only two verses, one of those verses in its entirety is devoted to Astley bashing.  
[Lyrics](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/n/nick+lowe/all+men+are+liars_20237715.html)

The chorus and second verse simply address the lying that men do in a general sense, calling out no man in particular. The Astley bashing would be less stinging were the song to give a long list of examples of lying men, with Astley being just one example in a list of many. Nope, not the case. He’s the only one called out. An entire verse devoted to him in a song with only two verses total.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-nick-lowe-and-rick-astley/469142/6 "2008-10-23T03:42:07Z")

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> [@bienville](#):
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> He’s the only one called out. An entire verse devoted to him in a song with only two verses total.

So you’re saying that’s a Lowe blow?

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-nick-lowe-and-rick-astley/469142/7 "2008-10-23T04:12:54Z")

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_Pop Will Eat Itself_ expanded on the case a bit with these lyrics:

“Astley’s in the noose, hang loose, kid.  
Lift the lid on the crimes he did…”

Everybody hates Astley.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2008, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-nick-lowe-and-rick-astley/469142/8 "2008-10-23T05:06:15Z")

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There’s always the fact that Rick Astley sucks donkey balls. That’s always been reason enough.  
Search your heart, you know it to be true.
