# What's the deal with Vida Guerra's famous butt? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 15, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365 "2007-02-15T18:24:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/1 "2007-02-15T18:24:08Z")
I know, it’s beautiful. Just Google Image it and you’ll see (even in Safe Mode). I’m not gonna post a link because it’s obviously NSFW even if Google Search Safe. Besides the question I have is, how do you get famous for the beauty of your butt? Was her butt … DISCOVERED? Like those gals who used to hang out at that Hollywood pharmacy’s ice cream counter waiting to be discovered back in the 40s and 50s? Was there some kind of ad campaign or TV program built around her butt? I mean, other women have famously beautiful butts, but they generally have been noticed for some other reason initially, like J-Lo in the movies, Tina Rigdon in aerobics and Nina Hartley in porn (a WORKING butt if you will). Was Guerra famous for something else initially? All I’ve ever heard about her was her gorgous butt. And how do you get famous for your butt? That’s what I want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/2 "2007-02-15T18:32:08Z")
You appeal to a demographic known for butt worship. Same as J. Lo did. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/3 "2007-02-15T18:47:26Z")
I had never heard of this woman before opening this thread and I have no answer to **Captor’s** question, but after doing a Google image search, I have to say that is a quality ass. I’ve got nothing else. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/4 "2007-02-15T18:50:32Z")
Same as **Diogenes**. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a nicer butt. Goodness gracious me. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/5 "2007-02-15T18:53:46Z")
[Wikipedia says](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vida_Guerra) that she’s pretty much famous for having a nice butt. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/6 "2007-02-15T18:55:12Z")
I would sell my mother to have that body. Especially her ass. Og DAMN. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/7 "2007-02-15T19:01:39Z")
Woah, that ass would stand out two states over in a parka. Nice. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/8 "2007-02-15T19:05:24Z")
Translation for the Brits: I say, that lady has a pretty bottom! ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/9 "2007-02-15T19:18:24Z")
[QUOTE=Evil Captor] And how do you get famous for your butt? That’s what I want to know. [/QUOTE] The Wikipedia article pretty much answers your question: > [@](#): > > Her modeling career originally began when she was cast in a lingerie spread for FHM in December 2002. The magazine later reported that following the submission, almost one-third of their mail was from readers demanding more photos of Vida. She was called back for more photo shoots and became “FHM’s Model of the Year” in 2004 It’s not an end, it’s just a beginning … ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/10 "2007-02-15T19:20:43Z")
[QUOTE=jjimm] Translation for the Brits: I say, that lady has a pretty bottom! [/QUOTE] Arse, arse, I tell you. 😛 Si ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/11 "2007-02-15T19:25:40Z")
Um. It’s…perfect? Scientists calibrate their instruments off of it. I mean, what more do you need to know? ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/12 "2007-02-15T19:28:06Z")
Her butt made a cameo in the Burger King commercial staring Darius Rucker. Search YouTube for “Burger King Hootie” or something, it’s on there. It has her in hot pants with “Vida” on the ass of them, pumping a railroad handcar just as the lyrics say something about “a fine caboose”. Be sure to catch the phallic french fries becoming erect at the “grow like weeds” mark. ---
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/13 "2007-02-15T19:50:15Z")
God, that thing’s amazing. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/14 "2007-02-15T21:04:56Z")
[QUOTE=Ellen Cherry] The Wikipedia article pretty much answers your question: It’s not an end, it’s just a beginning … [/QUOTE] Picked from the huddled masses of young lasses with great asses by FHM? Could be. But I suspect there’s more to her tale than that. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/15 "2007-02-15T21:11:43Z")
[QUOTE=Evil Captor] Picked from the huddled masses of young lasses with great asses by FHM? Could be. But I suspect there’s more to her tale than that. [/QUOTE] Um. She’s also crazy hot? ---
**Author:** ![Homo\_Ergaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Homo\_Ergaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homo_Ergaster)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/16 "2007-02-15T21:14:34Z")
Even if I’m more a breast-oggling guy that an arse-worshipper, I have to say: MAN!!! ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/17 "2007-02-15T21:19:10Z")
I’m a mostly hetero woman. I understand boob afficianados, legs, stomachs, whatever. Women’s butts usually escape me, however. It’s not that I don’t appreciate them, it’s that I think \*most \*of them are kinda nice. I just don’t quite get what makes one better than another… …but I’m here to say that’s a mighty fine ass! That puts nearly all other asses I’ve ever seen to shame. It makes me want to do naughty things to it. So thank you for fighting my butt ignorance, **Evil Captor**! ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/18 "2007-02-15T21:22:13Z")
Meh, her knees are a bit pointy. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/19 "2007-02-15T21:23:29Z")
[QUOTE=Evil Captor] But I suspect there’s more to her tale than that. [/QUOTE] You misspelled ‘tail.’ And how could there be any more to it? ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/20 "2007-02-15T21:50:54Z")
Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen this much consensus on the boards over a woman’s looks before. Seroiously, we’re at about twenty posts, and not only has no one came in to say they think she’s fugly with an ass not fit to sit on their neighbor’s toilet, no one has even said something along the lines of: “Meh, it’s alright. I’ve seen better.” I’m sure it will happen eventually, but usually it happens around the second or third post. And I’ll also add that the ass is indeed lucious, and the rest of it ain’t so bad neither. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365.md?page=2)