# What's the deal with Vida Guerra's famous butt? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 15, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365 "2007-02-15T18:24:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/21 "2007-02-15T21:54:33Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] You misspelled ‘tail.’ And how could there be any more to it? [/QUOTE] Funny I should have used that exact word that has that double meaning … ---
**Author:** ![Figaro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ea666f/32.png) [@Figaro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Figaro)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/22 "2007-02-15T22:00:28Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] I’m sure it will happen eventually, but usually it happens around the second or third post. [/QUOTE] You won’t get any help from me…I just took a peek from my office computer and now I’m feeling all…funny in me nethers, matey. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/23 "2007-02-15T22:05:03Z")
[QUOTE=Evil Captor] Picked from the huddled masses of young lasses with great asses by FHM? Could be. But I suspect there’s more to her tale than that. [/QUOTE] No actually that was it. People didn’t even know her name, and the picture obviously didn’t show her face at all. It was your typical “gaggle of hot girls in sexy lingerie posing at a bar” shot, i believe she was leaning on the bar with her back to the camera. The rest as they say, is history. ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/24 "2007-02-15T22:33:11Z")
I find the lass callipygous. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/25 "2007-02-15T22:37:54Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] Women’s butts usually escape me [/QUOTE] Me too, dammit. ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/26 "2007-02-15T22:48:58Z")
Yep, that’s one prime pooper. I’ve never heard of her befor this either. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/27 "2007-02-15T23:20:27Z")
[QUOTE=vibrotronica] I find the lass callipygous. [/QUOTE] Only on this board. Only on the Dope. I love this place. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/28 "2007-02-15T23:53:36Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen this much consensus on the boards over a woman’s looks before. Seroiously, we’re at about twenty posts, and not only has no one came in to say they think she’s fugly with an ass not fit to sit on their neighbor’s toilet, no one has even said something along the lines of: “Meh, it’s alright. I’ve seen better.” [/QUOTE] Still prime hiney as of this post. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/29 "2007-02-15T23:58:50Z")
Even white boys got to shout. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/30 "2007-02-16T00:04:10Z")
That butt renders me unable to come up with a witty reply. 'Nuff said, really. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/31 "2007-02-16T00:34:58Z")
A fantastic ass, indeed. I mean, it’s amazing. That said, I saw a set of pictures of her without airbrushing. . . oh my, that was rough. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/32 "2007-02-16T00:39:31Z")
Ah yes, here are some pictures (NSFW): [Eep.](http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/5104/) Still better than I, by any point, but yeah. Eep. ---
**Author:** ![Caridwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@Caridwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caridwen)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/33 "2007-02-16T00:47:09Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] Ah yes, here are some pictures (NSFW): [Eep.](http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/5104/) Still better than I, by any point, but yeah. Eep. [/QUOTE] OMG!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/34 "2007-02-16T00:59:05Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] A fantastic ass, indeed. I mean, it’s amazing. That said, I saw a set of pictures of her without airbrushing. . . oh my, that was rough. [/QUOTE] As Belial’s Representative before the court, I have to ask how we can authenticate such pictures. Isn’t it just as easy to paint cellulite on as take it off? But yeah, you’re probably right. Still, a finer can than I can can-can! ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/35 "2007-02-16T02:51:30Z")
I really hate to be the one to say it, but… That butt does nothing for me. I am not a “butt gal”, for the record, however, I figured from all the hype that I could be converted. Nah. I still prefer a great set of shoulders! ---
**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/36 "2007-02-16T03:30:56Z")
[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima] Ah yes, here are some pictures (NSFW): [Eep.](http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/5104/) Still better than I, by any point, but yeah. Eep. [/QUOTE] You should get banned for ruining the fantasy. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/37 "2007-02-16T03:34:16Z")
Vida Guerra gained a very lucrative career after her FHM shoot, including live appearances. If her butt really looked like the photoshop expose, this would not have happened. She’s a good looking woman. I think her butt is way overrated. I like mine a little smaller, though not Cameron Diazy. Hers ain’t in the top thousand. If you like J. Lo’s big butt, mine might be two or three times as good! ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/38 "2007-02-16T04:09:54Z")
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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/39 "2007-02-16T04:26:23Z")
Wow, I’m surprised this many of you had not heard of her. I hope I’m not liable for any coronaries caused by telling you about Keyra Augustina. Take a second too Google her name, or even just “Internet ass queen”. She may be a bit petite for some of you, but as always YMMV. You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/40 "2007-02-16T04:27:50Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] As Belial’s Representative before the court, I have to ask how we can authenticate such pictures. Isn’t it just as easy to paint cellulite on as take it off? But yeah, you’re probably right. Still, a finer can than I can can-can! [/QUOTE] But let’s be honest here: what’s more likely? A big giant ass that is dimply and cellulitey or a big giant ass that is PERFECTLY SMOOTH? But to point two, I totally agree. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365.md?page=3)