# What's the deal with Vida Guerra's famous butt?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 15, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365 "2007-02-15T18:24:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/61 "2007-02-18T07:15:59Z")

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Here is the [picture](http://www.actressass.com/images4/vida_guerra/vida_guerra_18.jpg) (Warning not nude but NSFW) that launched a career. The article was about lingerie and they ran two photographs - the first of a group of women in their street clothes; the second of the same women in the same poses showing the lingerie they had on underneath.

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**Author:** ![Unregistered\_Bull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3da27b/32.png) [@Unregistered\_Bull](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unregistered_Bull)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/62 "2007-02-18T13:16:01Z")

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[QUOTE=DiosaBellissima]  
Ah yes, here are some pictures (NSFW):

[Eep.](http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/gallery3/image_full2/5104/)

Still better than I, by any point, but yeah. Eep.  
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I liked the unedited set better. :eek: 😃 I am an ass / hip aficionado however.

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**Author:** ![amijane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f0a364/32.png) [@amijane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amijane)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/63 "2007-02-18T17:28:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Colophon]  
I think I am witnessing some kind of trans-Atlantic divide. Americans seem to love girls with, well, gigantic arses. Brits not so much.  
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Speak for yourself, chum. That’s a fine doink. Hell yeah.

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**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/64 "2007-02-19T03:40:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Colophon]  
I think I am witnessing some kind of trans-Atlantic divide. Americans seem to love girls with, well, gigantic arses. Brits not so much. She’s attractive, but I don’t get the extent of the drooling on here.  
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Well, you Brits are constantly digging up pretty-faced ladies whose breasts are a size-and-a-half too large. Michelle Marsh, Keeley Hazell… and I see the attraction, but they’re stacked a little too high for my taste.

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**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/65 "2007-02-19T03:56:17Z")

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Here’s a young woman with hopes and dreams, feelings and aspirations, wants, needs and a family. Her parents are probably proud of her, she probably yearns for human affection, for respect and dignity. And all we pigs can talk about is her body parts. I’m just ashamed for all of you!

:: clicks on link::

Holy shit, that is one fine ass!

Never mind.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/66 "2007-02-19T04:31:52Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunrazor]  
Here’s a young woman with hopes and dreams, feelings and aspirations, wants, needs and a family. Her parents are probably proud of her, she probably yearns for human affection, for respect and dignity. And all we pigs can talk about is her body parts. I’m just ashamed for all of you!

:: clicks on link::

Holy shit, that is one fine ass!

Never mind.  
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I don’t see how thinking a woman has a gorgeous ass negates the rest. I don’t think any the less of her because she has a gorgeous ass. Of course, she’s famous PRIMARILY because she has a gorgeous ass, so far as I know, no great acting or singing or other talent has manifested itself. Still, I see no reason why a woman who has an ass so pretty people will pay large sums of money to photograph it shouldn’t be a fine wife and mother. Beats workin’ for a living.

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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/67 "2007-02-19T04:37:41Z")

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So, my husband and I just got around to watching the movie, _Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle_ a few weekends ago. As H&K are first leaving their apartment, they stop in to their young, Jewish, and equally stoned neighbors who are watching the movie, _The Gift_, and commenting on the charms of Katie Holmes. Goldstein moans, “Oh, the things I would eat out of her ass.” I recall commenting something along the lines of boys being gross, particularly young guys.

Um, I’d just like to say that I perhaps judged too harshly.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/68 "2007-02-19T09:34:59Z")

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A great ass, to be sure…

… but her name bugs me. Isn’t “Vida Guerra” Spanish for “see the war”?

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**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/69 "2007-02-19T16:15:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Euthanasiast]  
Vida has [nothing](http://tabo.aurealsys.com/pub/keyra/) on **Keyra Augustina**. There is a video going around of her doing a butt dance on YouTube that will make you get religion, or at least stiffer than a rail spike. 😃  
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Ah, yes. I remember that well. Truly an ass worthy of the gods. I agree 100%.

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**Author:** ![Gus\_Gusterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@Gus\_Gusterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gus_Gusterson)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2007, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/70 "2007-02-19T17:01:38Z")

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I guess I’m alone in thinking that her butt is too big. It is very nicely shaped, but is too large for her body. I never understood what anyone saw in Jennifer Lopez either.

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**Author:** ![Sleel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sleel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleel)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/71 "2007-02-20T08:10:42Z")

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Good gods! I had to swallow suddenly. If I didn’t I would have drooled on my desk.

The other women linked to are similarly yummy . . .

I’m sorry, I lost my train of thought.

\<Homer\>Mmmm, buttocks . . .\</Homer\>

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2007, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-deal-with-vida-guerras-famous-butt/392365/72 "2007-02-20T09:10:28Z")

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In my job, I have seen many fine posteriors in varying degrees of nakedness.

Vida Guerra just isn’t that special. I have seen better, closer, and real-er.

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