# What's the "Dirtiest" thing a partner has ever you asked for? (NSFW and probably TMI as well!) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 3, 2010, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-dirtiest-thing-a-partner-has-ever-you-asked-for-nsfw-and-probably-tmi-as-well/523497 "2010-01-03T07:38:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-dirtiest-thing-a-partner-has-ever-you-asked-for-nsfw-and-probably-tmi-as-well/523497/21 "2010-01-04T04:41:36Z")
> [@Honesty](#): > > (bolding mine) > How do you control a woman’s orgasm? Just talk about baseball… ---
**Author:** ![tumbleddown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tumbleddown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tumbleddown)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-dirtiest-thing-a-partner-has-ever-you-asked-for-nsfw-and-probably-tmi-as-well/523497/22 "2010-01-04T06:24:37Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > It’s an unfinished attic, roughly pyramidal in shape, with a very high center. Lots of big high beams to hang or suspend things from . . . like my partner, who is 6’10’. And the “unfinishedness” gives it a sufficiently creepy atmosphere. The basement, on the other hand, has low ceilings and no exposed beams. A 6’10" submissive/bottom? I think I like your life. 😃 > [@Honesty](#): > > How do you control a woman’s orgasm? You tell her that she isn’t permitted to orgasm. If she does, there will be negative consequences, usually beginning with an even longer length of time before permission is granted again. It’s psychological dominance, and not at all unusual amongst D/s practitioners. Works for men too, but in their case you can also bring in tools to aid the task of control/denial. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-dirtiest-thing-a-partner-has-ever-you-asked-for-nsfw-and-probably-tmi-as-well/523497/23 "2010-01-04T09:17:53Z")
To go down on me in a room full of sleeping people. One of whom, it turned out later, wasn’t so asleep. ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-dirtiest-thing-a-partner-has-ever-you-asked-for-nsfw-and-probably-tmi-as-well/523497/24 "2010-01-04T09:28:53Z")
Have sex in a public park. I was terrified we were going to get caught, which I suppose added to the thrill. Although having sex in his parents’ house while they were asleep in the bedroom upstairs runs a close second. One night (we were there for over a week) we heard the living room door creak open and I almost had a heart attack and tried unsuccessfully to hide between the wall and the bed. I swear, I have never experienced such sheer terror in my life. Thank God it was a false alarm. And we even managed to finish. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-dirtiest-thing-a-partner-has-ever-you-asked-for-nsfw-and-probably-tmi-as-well/523497/25 "2010-01-04T14:21:04Z")
I’ll decline to add my own but just wanted to say one thing: > [@DianaG](#): > > You know, I always thought road head comes with the standard package, but I guess I was wrong. So that new OnStar upgrade is really worth it, huh? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-dirtiest-thing-a-partner-has-ever-you-asked-for-nsfw-and-probably-tmi-as-well/523497/26 "2010-01-04T14:41:07Z")
One GF asked me to drink her pee; another liked pearl necklaces (not the jewelry) and facials (not the spa kind). Another liked to fuck in the woods while we were out hiking. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-dirtiest-thing-a-partner-has-ever-you-asked-for-nsfw-and-probably-tmi-as-well/523497/27 "2010-01-04T15:05:42Z")
Someone once asked me to fuck at a wedding where my parents were present. I considered it, if only for the thrill, but there was really no place to go, and I refused politely. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-dirtiest-thing-a-partner-has-ever-you-asked-for-nsfw-and-probably-tmi-as-well/523497/28 "2010-01-04T19:27:22Z")
A college roomate brought his girlfriend, who was my friend too, into our dorm room where I was trying to sleep and screwed her. The dirty part I found out later was that he was hoping I would join in. On her I guess. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Nene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/da6949/32.png) [@El\_Nene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Nene)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-dirtiest-thing-a-partner-has-ever-you-asked-for-nsfw-and-probably-tmi-as-well/523497/29 "2010-01-04T19:56:28Z")
My wife wanted me to boink her in the family restroom of our regular grocery store. The kid was with us. Oh, and we turned the stroller so he wasn’t watching. Also, he was 8 months old so don’t call CPS on us. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-dirtiest-thing-a-partner-has-ever-you-asked-for-nsfw-and-probably-tmi-as-well/523497.md?page=1)