# What's the female equivalent of "he's got a small dick"?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 16, 2009, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-female-equivalent-of-hes-got-a-small-dick/486141 "2009-02-16T19:22:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-female-equivalent-of-hes-got-a-small-dick/486141/41 "2009-02-17T14:33:33Z")

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“She was every pirate’s dream; a sunken chest!”

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**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-female-equivalent-of-hes-got-a-small-dick/486141/42 "2009-02-17T14:47:31Z")

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Cum dumpster

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-female-equivalent-of-hes-got-a-small-dick/486141/43 "2009-02-17T14:48:46Z")

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I thought it was like the old joke.

After unsatisfying sex the woman says to the man, “Why didn’t you tell me you have such a small organ?”

And the man says, “Why didn’t you tell me I was playing in Madison Square Garden?”

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**Author:** ![HolyFreakingMoly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7ba0ec/32.png) [@HolyFreakingMoly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HolyFreakingMoly)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-female-equivalent-of-hes-got-a-small-dick/486141/44 "2009-02-17T14:54:43Z")

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As far as the cavernous vagina insults go, I think Denis Leary said it best on Rescue Me, when he said something along the lines of “fucking her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”.

OK, made me laugh. I’m oddly attracted to Denis Leary in this kind of “grosses me out but I wanna do him” way.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Booker\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/71c47a/32.png) [@Happy\_Booker\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Booker_1)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-female-equivalent-of-hes-got-a-small-dick/486141/45 "2009-02-17T16:16:02Z")

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Her jeans make her look fat

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