# What's the funniest single panel cartoon you've ever seen?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 14, 2016, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531 "2016-10-14T17:48:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/161 "2016-10-18T03:23:35Z")

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> [@P-man](#):
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> A guy runs up to his wife with a newspaper or magazine in his hand, looking all excited. His wife says, " No, Harold, I don’t care to see the turd of the century."

This one was in \*\*\*Hustler \*\*_magazine back in the late '70s or early '80s._ The guy has his hands about three feet apart, like a fisherman bragging about his big catch, and the wife is just slouching back in her easy chair with her nose buried in a magazine.

Or so I remember.

\*No, I’ve never bought a copy of \*\*\*Hustler \*\*\*myself, but I have seen its contents on occasion.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/162 "2016-10-18T03:28:33Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> This cartoon doesn’t work for me. Why would a ‘school for the deaf’ have a doorbell?

They’re renting the premises, and the landlord can’t be bothered to disconnect it? :dubious: 😕

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/163 "2016-10-18T03:36:25Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> The guy has his hands about three feet apart, like a fisherman bragging about his big catch …

… And it’s clear that the turd is his, still in the toilet, and he’s proud of it. It’s not like there’s a photo in the paper or something.

As I say, it’s typical \*\*\*\*\*\*Hustler \*\*\*\*\*\*humor.

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/164 "2016-10-18T03:57:47Z")

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I’m a lampoon fan, a Kliban fan etc. I even liked Dennis the Menace single panels. But I can’t see where the superlative wit comes in here. If you look at the back of the New Yorker, they have a contest for cartoon captions. Sorry, but I have rarely seen an entry in those that wasn’t better than almost any of these. Really.

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/165 "2016-10-18T12:34:49Z")

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Ok; fair enough if you don’t care for Larson, Addams, Thurber, and some of the others posted, and prefer Dennis the Menace and whatever else. But what’s the point in coming into the thread just to tell everyone else how much their contributions suck?

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**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/166 "2016-10-18T12:55:37Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> [Duty Calls](http://xkcd.com/386/), which truly explains why I get no sleep.

That’s a classic in our house, too. “Dinner’s getting cold honey ! Are you coming or is someone wrong on the Internet again?”

[This comic](http://weheartit.com/entry/group/15347162) has been hanging on my fridge door for years and I still get a little chuckle out of it. It’s a cat saying (or IS it? You never know with cats! ) to a woman: “Cats can’t talk, Harriet. You’re losing your mind.”

[Someecards are fun, too](http://www.someecards.com/ecards/all/?filter=usercards&sort=classics). My favourite. “I tried to form a gang once, but it turned into a book club”.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/167 "2016-10-18T14:19:05Z")

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[Yoo Hoo!](http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c256/JessePinder/Gary_Larson_vikings_blister.jpg)

[Farmer Dan’s airplane rides](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e3/aa/80/e3aa808d13de121c14c69015bb3156c7.jpg)

[So true, so true.](http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/kliban/bksensitive.gif)

[Close, but no cigar.](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/2f/42/2b/2f422bcb8b04647e68249a78b92e552d.jpg)

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/168 "2016-10-18T15:22:01Z")

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[![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ff/09/4f/ff094f12255589c0539c6d470754ee12.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ff/09/4f/ff094f12255589c0539c6d470754ee12.jpg)

[![](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/82/ac/25/82ac251a3fae59522e5dd163e5a7adfa.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/82/ac/25/82ac251a3fae59522e5dd163e5a7adfa.jpg)

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/169 "2016-10-18T15:31:25Z")

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IMHO, the best Dennis the Menace cartoons occurred when they were inadvertently crossed with The Far Side.

[[Album] In the 1980s a newspaper mixed up the captions for Dennis the Menace and The Far... ![](https://i.imgur.com/SCKZKHA.jpeg?fb "In the 1980s a newspaper mixed up the captions for Dennis the Menace and The Far...") ](https://imgur.com/gallery/xECam)

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/170 "2016-10-18T16:18:58Z")

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> [@standingwave](#):
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> You claimed my favorite Far Side, except maybe for “[What’s a Mountain Goat doing way up here in a cloud bank](http://image.slidesharecdn.com/defining-a-software-testing-strategy1443/95/defining-a-software-testing-strategy-37-728.jpg)?”

Good thing I read though the entire thread before posting. This one was mine.

Another Charles Addams - [Tumblr: Image](http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbv798bgO61rntx8qo1_500.png)  
This took me a long time to figure out since I didn’t ride city buses growing up.

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/171 "2016-10-18T16:27:14Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> Another Charles Addams - [Tumblr: Image](http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbv798bgO61rntx8qo1_500.png)  
> This took me a long time to figure out since I didn’t ride city buses growing up.

??

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/172 "2016-10-18T16:29:26Z")

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> [@salinqmind](#):
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> There were so many good ones by Charles Addams. The Addams Family standing on top of their house preparing to tip a pot of boiling oil down onto a bunch of Christmas carollers is dear to my heart

[![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-65rR9YA2qQ8/Uro-94_RqWI/AAAAAAAAGLM/zaxnEc4BRTI/s1600/addams+carolers.JPG) ](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-65rR9YA2qQ8/Uro-94_RqWI/AAAAAAAAGLM/zaxnEc4BRTI/s1600/addams+carolers.JPG)

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/173 "2016-10-18T16:45:40Z")

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Another Far Side one:

We see what is supposed to be “god” as a small child. He has just tried to create his first chicken.

[spoiler]It didn’t work…

The chicken has just _ **exploded** _!

Feathers are drifting all through the room…

The (understated) look on the kid’s face is priceless.[/spoiler]

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/174 "2016-10-18T17:41:49Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> ??

?? as well.

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/175 "2016-10-18T17:44:22Z")

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All I see is maybe the juxtaposition of the brightly lit bus with the music blaring going to pick up people (or somethings?) at the cemetery.

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/176 "2016-10-18T17:50:34Z")

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Maybe he’s dropping off a bus full of ghosts.

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/177 "2016-10-18T17:51:50Z")

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Oh good, nobody else gets it either.

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/178 "2016-10-18T17:56:46Z")

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I can’t even see what’s going on in that picture. Is there something hearse-like about the bus? Is that a person waiting on the sidewalk on the left?

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/179 "2016-10-18T17:58:38Z")

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There is a bus stop at the entrance to the cemetery, and the buzzer is notifying the driver that a passenger wishes to alight at said bus stop.

Took me ten seconds, but then again I’m a huge Charles Addams fan.

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2016, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-single-panel-cartoon-youve-ever-seen/768531/180 "2016-10-18T18:00:28Z")

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Oh geez. I get it.

That’s not music blaring. It’s the chime, because somebody has pulled the stop cord.

ETA: I swear I was still typing when Olentzero answered. 🙂

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