# What's the funniest thing you read/saw/heard on the internet?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 13, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273 "2001-10-13T17:43:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273/41 "2001-10-21T05:53:24Z")

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> Waterj2: Whatever happened to Homer? Why don’t you try and get him back?

I was wondering that, and checked his profile, where it said that his [last post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1728567#post1728567) was a mere 2 days ago, so I suppose the answers are:

1. nothing
2. it would seem to be redundant, or at least not terribly useful

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**Author:** ![swainpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@swainpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swainpup)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273/42 "2001-10-21T06:00:22Z")

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Sorry Diesel, I overlooked your earlier entry and I mistakenly put [http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html](http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html) down again. I guess you can never have too many shortcuts to bouncing squirrels.

[http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html](http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html)  
[http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html](http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html)  
[http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html](http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.html)

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**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273/43 "2001-10-21T06:05:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by swainpup \*  
> \*\*I guess you can never have too many shortcuts to bouncing squirrels.B]

Agreed 😃

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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273/44 "2001-10-21T06:58:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RoboDude \*  
> \*\*[http://www.seanbaby.com](http://www.seanbaby.com)
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> [http://www.somethingawful.com](http://www.somethingawful.com)
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> \*\*

Oh my god. The first time I read Something Awful’s “Cliff Yablonski Hates You” pages I laughed like crazy. I also loved all the legal threats they got from people they made fun of. Lately they’ve been putting up links to crappy GeoCities sites so that people will click them and cause them to go over their data transfer limit.

Seanbaby also has some awesome stuff about video games. My favorite is “Dear Nintendo: My Life Is A God Damn Mess” where they make fun of actual Nintendo Power mail.

I think the funniest thing I ever saw on the Internet was the very first time I saw the All Your Base Are Belong To Us stuff. Granted, it was run into the ground, but those first couple of times I was going nuts.

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**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273/45 "2001-10-21T07:34:08Z")

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This cracked me up…

[http://www.hamncheez.com/~noeffort/tftl.htm](http://www.hamncheez.com/~noeffort/tftl.htm)

Also, now I have “I’m a Cow” and “Gonads and Strife” stuck in my head concurrently. It’s _really_ weird.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273/46 "2001-10-21T17:52:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> \*\*
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> > \*Originally posted by Anticay \*  
> > \*\*~~~[this](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html) \*\*
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> Oh. My. God!
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> ::hysterical laughter::
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> Thank you for that link! \*\*

Another vote for that one. Absolutely brilliant.

Haj

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273/47 "2001-10-21T18:09:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> \*\*
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> > \*Originally posted by Anticay \*  
> > \*\*~~~[this](http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mil.millington/things.html) \*\*
> 
> Oh. My. God!
> 
> ::hysterical laughter::
> 
> Thank you for that link! \*\*

Another vote for that one. Absolutely brilliant.

Haj

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**Author:** ![the\_iconoclast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b38774/32.png) [@the\_iconoclast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_iconoclast)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273/48 "2001-10-21T19:24:46Z")

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[http://www.cybergreets.net/bobbit.htm](http://www.cybergreets.net/bobbit.htm)

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273/49 "2001-10-21T19:48:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Katisha \*  
> \*\*Also, now I have “I’m a Cow” and “Gonads and Strife” stuck in my head concurrently. It’s _really_ weird. \*\*

_cue wild cackling_  
I’ve spread the corruption!! Bwaahahahahaha!!!  
jayjay

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**Author:** ![Ace\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Ace\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace_Face)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273/50 "2001-10-21T20:22:08Z")

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[Cruel.com](http://www.cruel.com) has lost a step recently, but it’s still good for an occasional lowbrow laugh (check out the “Sex Object” link).

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273/51 "2001-10-21T20:57:12Z")

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> Yesterday someone sent me two pictures that showed a guy who was in a crowd of protestors somewhere in the Middle East. In the first picture he’s setting an American flag on fire, and in the second picture he’s on fire himself because the fire spread from the flag to his clothes.  
> It’s twice as funny with the caption accompanying it:  
> American flag: $25  
> Gasoline: $2  
> Cigarette lighter: $2.50  
> Catching yourself on fire because you are a terrorist asshole: PRICELESS

LINK!!! Post a LINK!!!  
Please please please please please please!

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**Author:** ![rsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273/52 "2001-10-21T21:28:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by squeegee \*  
> LINK!!! Post a LINK!!!  
> Please please please please please please!

[Here](http://members.roadfly.com/carynel/priceless.jpg) you go. I have no idea if it’s legit or not.

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-funniest-thing-you-read-saw-heard-on-the-internet/87273/53 "2001-10-22T00:28:24Z")

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Thanks, **rsa**!!

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