# What's the largest thing you've ever inserted into your anus?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 18, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-largest-thing-youve-ever-inserted-into-your-anus/29918 "2000-08-18T22:43:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-largest-thing-youve-ever-inserted-into-your-anus/29918/21 "2000-08-19T10:35:37Z")

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Someone should insert a few grenades in yours for posting such drivel.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-largest-thing-youve-ever-inserted-into-your-anus/29918/22 "2000-08-19T11:00:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by DRY \*  
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> > _Originally posted by AudreyK \*  
> > I’m such a_\* sucker\*\*. No, I’m not sharing. \*\*
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> (Emphasis added)  
> _AHEM_
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> He said “ANUS!” 😛  
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::slap:: ::slap:: 🙂 I can be kinky, but I’m not into that kind of stuff.

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**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-largest-thing-youve-ever-inserted-into-your-anus/29918/23 "2000-08-19T12:36:18Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-largest-thing-youve-ever-inserted-into-your-anus/29918/24 "2000-08-19T12:58:29Z")

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Well, crap.

Literally.

GuanoLad took my joke.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-largest-thing-youve-ever-inserted-into-your-anus/29918/25 "2000-08-19T15:00:58Z")

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Why do people post polls but never answer their own poll?

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**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-largest-thing-youve-ever-inserted-into-your-anus/29918/26 "2000-08-19T21:22:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by handy \*  
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> Why do people post polls but never answer their own poll? \*\*

_sigh_ Okay, dammit. Nothing. Happy now?

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-largest-thing-youve-ever-inserted-into-your-anus/29918/27 "2000-08-19T22:33:11Z")

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33462](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=33462)

After that thread I’m afraid of where this could end up.

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