# What's the level of attractiveness of women who do doody porn? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 21, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851 "2007-12-21T18:45:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/1 "2007-12-21T18:45:14Z")
Are there many hot American girls who do this, or is it mainly middle aged German housefraus? And are there “name” regular porno actresses who do this, or is it solely a niche group (like, does anyone the status of Jill Kelly or Jenna Jameson or whoevers hot now do this type porn?) I know I could click on a couple of links to get my answer, but the topic both fascinates and repulses me, and I’m not sure I want to see it to get the answer- thanks to anyone who dares answer 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/2 "2007-12-21T19:13:24Z")
Doody porn? Is that even legal in the U.S.? I’ve never seen any—though I’ve never sought it out. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/3 "2007-12-21T19:15:39Z")
The infamous video “2 Girls, 1 Cup” has been making its way around the Internet in recent weeks, and it was filmed in Brazil, where apparently a lot of “doody porn” is made. No, I haven’t seen it, nor would I want to. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/4 "2007-12-21T19:57:21Z")
We found one once in college and watched it on a dare. It was pretty wretched, we were literally retching and running out of the room every other minute. Not sexy at all. The range of talent ran from “quite plain” to “wow, she’s kinda cute, you’d think she could get a job that didn’t involve someone taking a dump on her.” ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/5 "2007-12-21T22:29:36Z")
Now, wait just a consarned minute! Buffalo Bob steadfastly denied that his little wooden co-worker ever appeared in a porno. Howdy Doody did not perform in the nude. Go peddle your ugly rumors somewhere else. :dubious: Howdy did have quite the steamy affair with a showgirl, and nobody’s denying that. It was all it private, though, and his sex life was entirely off-screen. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/6 "2007-12-21T23:34:54Z")
“steamy”? ---
**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/7 "2007-12-22T00:26:35Z")
The 2g1c girls look alright to me. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/8 "2007-12-22T00:42:34Z")
[QUOTE=Big Bad Voodoo Lou] The infamous video “2 Girls, 1 Cup” has been making its way around the Internet in recent weeks, and it was filmed in Brazil, where apparently a lot of “doody porn” is made. No, I haven’t seen it, nor would I want to. [/QUOTE] I have, and I’ve been telling myself it’s just ice cream. It HAS to be ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/9 "2007-12-22T00:50:11Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] I have, and I’ve been telling myself it’s just ice cream. It HAS to be ice cream. [/QUOTE] After all the hype about that video i went and looked at it and laughed at how incredibly fake it looked. I would put money on it being ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/10 "2007-12-22T00:54:09Z")
Well If you **dare** find SCAT.avi No easily found streaming. You may have to DL it. Sure makes 2g1c seem like ice cream. The girls are not all that bad looking in the earlier scenes. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/11 "2007-12-22T01:03:18Z")
I think the part that cracks me up about this thread is that its posted in ‘Cafe Society’. Doesn’t that just sound frightfully la-de-da for a discussion about _ahem_ doody porn. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/12 "2007-12-22T01:50:34Z")
[QUOTE=DigitalC] After all the hype about that video i went and looked at it and laughed at how incredibly fake it looked. I would put money on it being ice cream. [/QUOTE] Still, at some point, it’s evidently _regurgitated_ ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/13 "2007-12-22T02:17:50Z")
:: hyurgh :: I’m a pretty live-and-let-live guy. But there are some things I dislike. (One particular site has some pretty-good-looking women, but then they go and _write insulting and demeaning things on their skin_. Total turnoff.) And then there are things I will never, ever seek out. Why? For the love of Og, _why???_ :: shudder :: ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/14 "2007-12-22T04:52:06Z")
Um… doody porn? Que? ---
**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/15 "2007-12-22T05:48:42Z")
I wonder if “doody porn” is what people put into Google. Trying to think of the sexiest way to phrase it, and I’m coming up blank. shit porn caca sex scat dump dykes hardcore crap dirty dumpers sexy shitters cunt crappers Well, this is more thought than I ever would have imagined putting into this. Anyone have the straight dope? ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/16 "2007-12-22T06:05:55Z")
[QUOTE=fifty-six] Well If you **dare** find SCAT.avi No easily found streaming. You may have to DL it. Sure makes 2g1c seem like ice cream. The girls are not all that bad looking in the earlier scenes. [/QUOTE] Again, as much as I hate to jump in here like some authority, you’re thinking of “swap.avi,” an infamous video commissioned by a former member of another message board. And apparently it makes the aforementioned “2 Girls, 1 Cup” look like an episode of Full House by comparison. ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/17 "2007-12-22T08:08:20Z")
[QUOTE=Big Bad Voodoo Lou] Again, as much as I hate to jump in here like some authority, you’re thinking of “swap.avi,” an infamous video commissioned by a former member of another message board. And apparently it makes the aforementioned “2 Girls, 1 Cup” look like an episode of Full House by comparison. [/QUOTE] Yes, I stand corrected. SWAP.avi (always in caps for some reason) Some of the other boards I frequent would have my head for such a mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/18 "2007-12-22T08:24:24Z")
[QUOTE=Big Bad Voodoo Lou] Again, as much as I hate to jump in here like some authority, you’re thinking of “swap.avi,” an infamous video commissioned by a former member of another message board. And apparently it makes the aforementioned “2 Girls, 1 Cup” look like an episode of Full House by comparison. [/QUOTE] Thank you for the mental image I now have of the Olsen twins. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/19 "2007-12-22T16:24:37Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] I have, and I’ve been telling myself it’s just ice cream. It HAS to be ice cream. [/QUOTE] Fascinating. Are there any definitive shots in the “film” that would show that it could not have been faked- a Touch of Evil- esqe tracking shot perhaps? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851/20 "2007-12-22T17:42:38Z")
Anyone else imagining “Howdy Doody porn”? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-level-of-attractiveness-of-women-who-do-doody-porn/430851.md?page=2)