# What's the most asinine statement you've ever seen posted on the SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 21, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001 "2004-11-21T23:46:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/21 "2004-11-22T00:53:34Z")
Anything that’s spitefully designed create dissension and friction in a community. Like this one: “What’s the most asinine statement you’ve ever seen posted on the SDMB?” ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/22 "2004-11-22T01:02:40Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Wow, I was going to try to find one, and then one lands in my lap! > > "I am disappointed in you. You are obviously trying to distance yourself from me in order to gain favor with the _corps de douches_. Ah, peer pressure… > > It is not going to work, you know. You and I are now linked _forever_ in the BBQ Pit. Accept your destiny, grasshopper." Now I know who you are. Welcome back. We’ve missed you. ---
**Author:** ![PaulFitzroy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2acd7d/32.png) [@PaulFitzroy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulFitzroy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/23 "2004-11-22T01:04:10Z")
> [@](#): > > By the way, since we’re in the pit, I would note that one of our ethnic cleansing/nuclear bombings champions is currently explaining in GQ that one of the advantages of lucid dreams is that you can indulge in unrestrained violence and rape. How comes I’m not surprised? Would it help if I apologized for what I said in a moment of rage and took it all back? Consider it done. Now it’s up to Sevastopol to do the same for his statements about exterminating the Jews of New York and detonating nuclear bombs in Jerusalem and Tel Aviv. By the way, what I said about lucid dreaming was a reference to A Clockwork Orange. Sorry if you didn’t get that. I’m not a proponent of rape or ultra-violence (though I do enjoy a bit of the old Ludwig Van.) ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/24 "2004-11-22T01:08:27Z")
??? What the hell happened?? I was responding to worms post and I get a post from **FinnAgain**??? What’s up with that?? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/25 "2004-11-22T01:10:42Z")
“Gotcha Ya!” and “Fucko Off!” were both pretty good. And most of what I post, especially when I’ve been drinking… ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/26 "2004-11-22T01:10:45Z")
> [@Reeder](#): > > Any post by worm. **Roseworm’s** got too much competition to make a clear-cut winner, I’m afraid – you can easily find statements from **Shodan, Sam Stone, Clothahump, ExTank, ralph124c, New Iskander,** and **danceswithcats** most days of the week that are just as inane. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/27 "2004-11-22T01:18:30Z")
> [@rjung](#): > > **Roseworm’s** got too much competition to make a clear-cut winner, I’m afraid – you can easily find statements from **Shodan, Sam Stone, Clothahump, ExTank, ralph124c, New Iskander,** and **danceswithcats** most days of the week that are just as inane. So brother **Brutus** got through to you did he? For shame. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/28 "2004-11-22T01:49:20Z")
Used to describe those disagreeing with the administration’s justification of its recent actions: “Sadamites,” and “the pro-terror left.” ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/29 "2004-11-22T02:01:39Z")
> [@Reeder](#): > > So brother **Brutus** got through to you did he? Who? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/30 "2004-11-22T02:26:36Z")
Cant thing of anything off the top of my head, too many douchebags to count 😛 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/31 "2004-11-22T02:29:06Z")
> [@rjung](#): > > **Roseworm’s** got too much competition to make a clear-cut winner, I’m afraid – you can easily find statements from **Shodan, Sam Stone, Clothahump, ExTank, ralph124c, New Iskander,** and **danceswithcats** most days of the week that are just as inane. What would you like to cite as evidence? Disagreement wasn’t a cardinal sin, last time I checked. Kindly list something I’ve written which wasn’t an opinion, a courtesy that I’ve also offered you. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/32 "2004-11-22T02:32:07Z")
Anything posted by **december** , **His4ever** , **Jersey Diamond** , **Joe Cool** , **Wildest Bill**. That one chick who was obsessed with Englebert Humperdinck. **KayKay** , the blowjob queen. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/33 "2004-11-22T02:39:20Z")
I kinda disagree about **December**. I thought it was a shame he got banned. There’s not enough equal opinions on both sides of many arguments; Great Debates is full of dogpiles and back-patting on anything but the most mundane i.e. “Coke or Pepsi?” type arguments. Well, uh, I mean, yeah there’s plenty of people that disagree with others here, but not enough that can do it in a civil manner. **December** didn’t seem any better or worse than **Diogenes the Cynic** from my end of the monitor. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/34 "2004-11-22T02:40:25Z")
Good god, what a question! Talk about looking for a needle in a needlestack! Where the hell would you even start? ---
**Author:** ![Graycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Graycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Graycat)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/35 "2004-11-22T02:47:10Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > S/He’s new here so maybe we should cut them some slack, but a new member by the name of **Graycat** said the following in response to the OP’s rant about screenames that note the posters relationship to their kids: > > Let me note again that the poster’s name was Gray **cat**. Does that make them a Stepford pet owner, with no identity of their own? > > :rolleyes: No, actually that would be \*\*Snuffiekinpreciouskitty’smommy \*\* or the like. Graycat is me, and has nothing to do with any pets, past or present. I will note that the I was posting an opinion in IMHO, in agreement with the OP. I have kids, I am proud of my kids, but I do not get my identity from my kids and I don’t understand the mindset that the only accomplishment of value a grown woman has is having produced offspring. Thank you for the nomination, but if that is the most asinine post you could find, you must have skipped all the pre- and post-election threads. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/36 "2004-11-22T03:12:53Z")
In this thread: [Those who oppose war in Iraq are supporting Saddam Hussein.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=3088899), **december** regaled us all with: > [@december](#): > > The Pope supports a regime that murders the Jews. What else is new? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/37 "2004-11-22T03:19:10Z")
> [@Graycat](#): > > Thank you for the nomination, but if that is the most asinine post you could find, you must have skipped all the pre- and post-election threads. You’re welcome. 😃 And yes, I did skip the election threads. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/38 "2004-11-22T03:29:03Z")
Anything having to do with red states. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/39 "2004-11-22T03:58:12Z")
Geez, you guys aren’t even trying very hard. Do none of you remember Seethruart, who claimed that he could see little models of the Space Shuttle in the pebbles in pictures of the Moon landings? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-asinine-statement-youve-ever-seen-posted-on-the-sdmb/276001/40 "2004-11-22T04:01:40Z")
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