# What's the most clever/ amusing WiFi network your computer is detecting right now? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 8, 2017, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675 "2017-01-08T23:06:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![orderfire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orderfire/32/10908_2.png) [@orderfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orderfire)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/21 "2017-01-09T14:43:28Z")
Mine is the funniest, my neighbors are all boring. Contrary Mud Ape Gerrys WiFi Netgear ---
**Author:** ![Kelevra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/97f17d/32.png) [@Kelevra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kelevra)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/22 "2017-01-09T15:19:18Z")
Crimson Clover I should change mine to “over and over” ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/23 "2017-01-09T16:08:42Z")
Where I use to live there was one named Freewifi. It wasn’t. Currently have one named FBIsurveillancevan where I live now. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/24 "2017-01-09T16:50:35Z")
There is one that is just a Cambodian person’s name. I asked neighbors about it, it turns out to be the proprietor of a nail salon in a nearby strip mall. First, I had googled it, there is a peson with exactly the same name, a very pretty young lady, who works in a bank in Pnom Penh. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/25 "2017-01-09T16:51:31Z")
CSIS Surveillance Node #5 We used to have one called Harry P. Ness, but Mr. Ness has apparently moved now. ---
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/26 "2017-01-09T16:56:57Z")
“Hidden Network” I do not think it means what they think it means. ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/27 "2017-01-09T20:55:26Z")
There used to be one called “buttplugsgalore”. That one has disappeared, but one called “pornonly” is here now. I suspect it’s the same person. ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/28 "2017-01-09T21:58:36Z")
The only one I can see that isn’t Spectrumwifi#whatever is mine, Idle Acres. ---
**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/29 "2017-01-10T11:19:40Z")
“New England Clam Router” takes the gold. “DropItLikeItsHotspot” is a distant runner up. ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2017, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/30 "2017-01-10T15:15:45Z")
InescapableDoom is the only amusingly named one near me at work. Probably from one of the condos on the other side of the parking lot. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/31 "2017-01-11T00:18:03Z")
I live in a semi-dense townhouse association. I can see: Hidden Network (secured) Hidden Network (open) Illini17 (obviously a sports fan) The Newlywebs narwhal KUMBUYA Mine used to be called Terok Nor, but when the GF moved in I changed it to a portmanteau of our first names. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/32 "2017-01-11T00:24:39Z")
> [@Kelevra](#): > > Crimson > Clover > I should change mine to “over and over” Or Over&Over Some of these are pretty good !!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PatriotGrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9dc877/32.png) [@PatriotGrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotGrrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/33 "2017-01-11T01:17:41Z")
There’s one here called Drive For Five, obviously a fellow Patriots fan. Not surprising, there’s half a dozen homes in my neighborhood flying Patriots flags. ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/34 "2017-01-11T01:28:01Z")
NotThisOne ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/35 "2017-01-11T02:03:51Z")
15 within range, not including my own, and they’re all boring. Except one that seems to suggest being envious of a Hewlett Packard that’s engaged in 69ing. ---
**Author:** ![Tee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@Tee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tee)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/36 "2017-01-11T02:56:43Z")
I’m in the boring group. Others: Trumps\_a\_douche HousepartyB Too\_lazy\_for\_nice\_things MudMonkey Jillybeanz OnePingOnly ---
**Author:** ![Disheavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Disheavel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disheavel)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/37 "2017-01-11T05:02:44Z")
Our neighborhood has a theme! Which has grown since last I looked. Burt Ernie Oscar BigBird and Mister\_Snuffleupagus And I don’t even live on Sesame Street! ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/38 "2017-01-11T05:09:22Z")
theres one near me that comes in that’s “social d forever” which is one of my favorite groups … ---
**Author:** ![Kimble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kimble/32/19185_2.png) [@Kimble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimble)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/39 "2017-01-11T06:11:38Z")
“Stately Jen Manor” is as good as it gets here. (Or maybe “was” – it’s not up right now.) Mine is the oh-so-awesome “Knet”. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2017, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675/40 "2017-01-11T06:27:42Z")
Let’s see… I got: Wiffies InTheNameoftheMoon WhatDuhPho Jesus [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-clever-amusing-wifi-network-your-computer-is-detecting-right-now/776675.md?page=3)