the mailman
I’d be more worried if the condom was filled with…er, um, some other substance. 
A letter from the son or daughter of a woman I once had sex with. I KNOW I don’t have any kids, but I do have an ex-girlfriend who insisted I was the father, even though the kid was born full-term 5 months after our first date.
(She was, uh, full bodied, so it didn’t show. She also said that her previous boyfriend had told her that he was sterile. Uh–huh.)
A condom would bother you? It would make my day worh living.
I thinl the worst thing to find in a mailbox is mail.
Am I missing the point? It seems that the obvious answer is a box containing a body part that identifiably belongs to someone I love.
My dad subscribes to Men’s Health and my mother almost died last year when he got an ad for Viagra.
I dunno, I don’t like the shock value of opening a mailbox and finding X.
I think I would be most disturbed by opening a mailbox and finding either a) a map, or b) one end of a long bit of string. Following either would gradually lead into an unsavory part of town, a back alley, an abandoned mine, perhaps a ravine, or maybe even a brackish wetland where something REALLY unpleasant could be stored.
What gets me about that kind of scenario is that it’s much more planned than some idiot putting something in your mailbox. You’d have to be a sick puppy to pull something like that.
Just imagine the suspense, following it and not knowing where it goes…
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In all seriousness here, do you think you’d be able to recognise a body-part of someone (even if you love them madly) if that part were detached from the rest of the body? I reckon I’d be hard pushed except for maybe the face. That’d be the only bit though.
My Own Head.
Most disturbing thing I could find in my mailbox???
hmm…I would hafta say opening the mailbox and finding MY OWN DICK would be the most disturbing. :eek: :eek: :eek:
Amthrax, anyone?