# What's the most flaming-angry thread in board history.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 10, 2006, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139 "2006-09-10T09:17:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![FrantzJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7c8e57/32.png) [@FrantzJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrantzJ)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/1 "2006-09-10T09:17:38Z")

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I’ve only been here for a little bit. I’m curious: has there been a thread-to-end-all-threads with regards to angry posting, swearing, personal attacks, and the like?

Joey

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/2 "2006-09-10T12:08:59Z")

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Since their is no factual answer possible, let’s move this to IMHO.

Hopefully, it won’t degenerate and need to be moved to the Pit.

**samclem** GQ moderator

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/3 "2006-09-10T12:19:34Z")

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Crumbs. I’d just have a stroll through the BBQ Pit if I were you, **FrantzJ**. The further back you go, you’ll find contenders.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/4 "2006-09-10T12:23:42Z")

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[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=51270) is probably the most renowned rant in SDMB history.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/5 "2006-09-10T16:13:35Z")

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Search for BBQ Pit threads containing the words “memo” and “self”. As in “memo to self: do not ever do anything to piss off **\<membername\>** ”

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/6 "2006-09-10T16:21:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Alessan]  
[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=51270) is probably the most renowned rant in SDMB history.  
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Best rant, maybe, but I don’t thing anything beats the meltdown regarding a dead kitten in terms of nastiness and vitriol from a huge number of Dopers pounding one of our own into a bloody quivering mass of frustration. Not my proudest moment as a Doper.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/7 "2006-09-10T16:22:42Z")

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[QUOTE=AHunter3]  
Search for BBQ Pit threads containing the words “memo” and “self”. As in “memo to self: do not ever do anything to piss off **\<membername\>** ”  
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The woman sperm thread is probably among the nastiest in recent memory, but there a was also one where a long time member got upset and started using a 500 point font to express their displeasure. The latter is not _the_ nastiest, but (IMO) was certainly among the most surprising.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/8 "2006-09-10T16:27:35Z")

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In thinking about it, despite the fact that a mod passed muster on this thread (and I already posted to it), this may not be the most useful thread keep alive as it’s just going to roil up a lot of old hurt feelings that have been mostly put to bed.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/9 "2006-09-10T16:39:53Z")

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[QUOTE=WhyNot]  
Best rant, maybe, but I don’t thing anything beats the meltdown regarding a dead kitten in terms of nastiness and vitriol from a huge number of Dopers pounding one of our own into a bloody quivering mass of frustration. Not my proudest moment as a Doper.  
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Are you referring to the thread about the woman whose cats kept getting eaten by the neighbour’s dog? Cause that was the one I was thinking of in response to the OP, and in thinking about it, it made me think that this thread is not a particularly good idea, because that particular thread (and others like it) is - I think toxic is the best word to describe it. I won’t link to it, because it is something best forgotten rather than dug up to stink up this joint again.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/10 "2006-09-10T16:41:32Z")

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In other words, what **astro** said. 😃

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/11 "2006-09-10T16:43:52Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]  
Are you referring to the thread about the woman whose cats kept getting eaten by the neighbour’s dog? Cause that was the one I was thinking of in response to the OP, and in thinking about it, it made me think that this thread is not a particularly good idea, because that particular thread (and others like it) is - I think toxic is the best word to describe it. I won’t link to it, because it is something best forgotten rather than dug up to stink up this joint again.  
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Exactly. And I had links all ready to go, and I deleted them, for exactly this reason.

I, too, am reconsidering if I should have posted even that much, and am rather sorry I did. O, for a “delete” function!

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**Author:** ![Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8797f3/32.png) [@Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ins_Outs_What-have-yous)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/12 "2006-09-10T17:03:54Z")

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IMHO, this is the best OP rant that I’ve read during my 5 years of reading the SDMB:

[Suck it down, you drunken bitch!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=306209) by **Euthanasiast**

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/13 "2006-09-10T17:46:32Z")

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[QUOTE=ArchitectChore]  
IMHO, this is the best OP rant that I’ve read during my 5 years of reading the SDMB:

[Suck it down, you drunken bitch!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=306209) by **Euthanasiast**  
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That is brilliant!  
I have to say that if you read it with a Lewis Black voice, it’s even better.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-most-flaming-angry-thread-in-board-history/372139/14 "2006-09-10T19:04:04Z")

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Where was my head at?

Closed, as this will serve no useful purpose.

**samclem**
