What's the most practical application of magic?

[Malacandra]

@Ludovic

I’m sure there would be some use for it, it’s just that they would seem to be fairly rare. In 3.5 D+D, there isn’t anything exactly like it: Teleportation Circle lasts only 10 minutes per level and can’t be permanentized, and Ring Gate (magic item equivalent of that) is too small.

This is the part where I say:

:smack:

@Ludivoc

Or you could put a permanent gate to the 666th layer of the Abyss at the end of your sewer

Abyss? In one campaign I played in, there turned out to be a portal to the Demi-Plane of Shit.

Boy, was that a fun place to be.

[Rigamarole]

What’s all this crap about curing disease and teleportation?

Getting into the women’s locker room unseen is the answer, of course.