# What's the oldest thing in your fridge?

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**Created:** [January 10, 2025, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-oldest-thing-in-your-fridge/1012820 "2025-01-10T23:31:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-oldest-thing-in-your-fridge/1012820/21 "2025-01-11T04:51:07Z")

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It has one built in. But during all the kerfuffle about the settings I bought more.  
At that time we were trying to find the zones. To measure against what the fridge was saying. It was all for nothing.  
Except I figured out where to store my insulin, and how much cool you lose by opening for a bottle of water. (Not much)  
The freezer sections do worse if you stand there too long, tho’.

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**Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-oldest-thing-in-your-fridge/1012820/22 "2025-01-11T21:15:33Z")

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I have no idea what the coldest thing in my fridge is.

The oldest? That’s easy. A bottle of “Orbitz” soda (the one that had the little things floating around in it). It’s from the late '90s. I have no idea why I keep it (I couldn’t stand the stuff when it was new–it felt weird having _things_ floating around in my drink) but there it is, and there it stays.

I also have a bottle of Coca-Cola Blak (Coke’s first attempt to combine Coke and coffee) and a couple cans of Coke Coffee (their second, which was much better).

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-oldest-thing-in-your-fridge/1012820/23 "2025-01-11T21:45:12Z")

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Coke Blaq was awesome.

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-oldest-thing-in-your-fridge/1012820/24 "2025-01-15T15:16:57Z")

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Some sort of condiment I bought for one recipe and then never used again.

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-oldest-thing-in-your-fridge/1012820/25 "2025-01-15T15:37:09Z")

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Coffee that is probably 15 years old at least.

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-oldest-thing-in-your-fridge/1012820/26 "2025-01-15T17:31:00Z")

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I think the oldest thing in my fridge is probably a jar of capers which I bought when I was poaching a tilapia filet at least 10 or 12 years ago, following a recipe I’d found online. I know I’ve used it once or twice since then, but it’s been at least five years since I’ve opened it.

Oddly enough, I have a tilapia filet defrosting now, which is what made me think that I should probably check to see if those capers are still any good.

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2025, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-oldest-thing-in-your-fridge/1012820/27 "2025-01-15T17:38:43Z")

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My condiments can get pretty old before I notice to check the dates. Salad dressings are my biggest offender. Last month I went through them and found one that was 5 years old. Every single bottle was expired except for the ranch. I don’t worry too much about pickles or special sauces.

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