# What's The Record for Closed Threads? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 7, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292 "2001-08-07T15:35:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FarmerOak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292/1 "2001-08-07T15:35:43Z")
Alphagene just closed a thread, the fourth, related to what an asshole I am. What’s the record for intolerance of mods? I have already had a thread closed with Zero responses, one minute after I opened it… that’s got to be a record. So… what are there records? ---
**Author:** ![FarmerOak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@FarmerOak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FarmerOak)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292/2 "2001-08-07T15:37:03Z")
\*the ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292/3 "2001-08-07T15:37:14Z")
Thanks for playing. You will be missed. Much in the same manner as the hemmorhoid I had removed years ago is missed: Not At All. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292/4 "2001-08-07T15:40:39Z")
Thank you, Admins and Moderators. Goodbye to bad rubbish. ---
**Author:** ![JTR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee59a6/32.png) [@JTR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JTR)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292/5 "2001-08-07T15:40:45Z")
Jesus Christ, mods, ban him already. I know you mods take a lot of crap from some regulars for banning too quickly in some instances, but keep in mind that there are also more than a few of us out here that think you move way too slowly sometimes. Put him out of his misery! ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292/6 "2001-08-07T15:41:07Z")
I don’t want to pile on, I just want to see if I can get a response in before FarmerMartyr of Versailles, living [read: unbanned] patron saint of annoyance, has yet another thread closed. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292/7 "2001-08-07T15:41:44Z")
Can you not just _MOVE ON_?! Christ on a cracker…I think you’re the one hell-bent on ban-nation. Give it a fucking rest. ---
**Author:** ![JTR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee59a6/32.png) [@JTR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JTR)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292/8 "2001-08-07T15:41:52Z")
Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292/9 "2001-08-07T15:42:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Waverly \* > \*\*I don’t want to pile on, I just want to see if I can get a response in before FarmerMartyr of Versailles, living [read: unbanned] patron saint of annoyance, has yet another thread closed. \*\* Well, looks like you missed it on a technicality… ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292/10 "2001-08-07T15:43:17Z")
Guess he took my advice and moved on, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292/11 "2001-08-07T15:43:55Z")
And his claim to fame was his intelligence? heh. ha. BWAHHHAHHAAAAAAAAAA!! Thank you mods and admins. I salute you. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292/12 "2001-08-07T15:44:23Z")
As has he, so shall his thread. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-record-for-closed-threads/75292/13 "2001-08-07T15:44:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultrafilter \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Waverly \* > > \*\*I don’t want to pile on, I just want to see if I can get a response in before FarmerMartyr of Versailles, living [read: unbanned] patron saint of annoyance, has yet another thread closed. \*\* > > Well, looks like you missed it on a technicality… \*\* \ Give it 3 days and check on him in the crypt.