# What's The SD On ESG Sex?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sd-on-esg-sex/550905>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [August 20, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sd-on-esg-sex/550905 "2010-08-20T19:55:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sd-on-esg-sex/550905/1 "2010-08-20T19:55:16Z")

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There are many websites touting electrical stimulation of the genitals, as a means toward orgasm. This sounds too good to be true-you hook yourself up and turn on the juice-then you get an earth-shattering orgasm-no muss no fuss!  
Has anyone ever investigated this gear? does it really work-or does it deliver a “shocking experience”?  
If it did work, why would there be any need for hookers?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sd-on-esg-sex/550905/2 "2010-08-20T19:59:07Z")

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Wouldn’t that be rather painful? I mean, I understand that there are some folks who get off on pain, and such a device would probably work well for them, but most people don’t.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sd-on-esg-sex/550905/3 "2010-08-20T20:00:33Z")

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[Here’s how it goes for cattle and sheep.](http://www.world-agriculture.com/animal-husbandry/electro-ejaculation-and-massage-method-of-collection-of-semen.php) It doesn’t sound much like fun and not simple

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sd-on-esg-sex/550905/4 "2010-08-20T20:04:20Z")

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> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> [Here’s how it goes for cattle and sheep.](http://www.world-agriculture.com/animal-husbandry/electro-ejaculation-and-massage-method-of-collection-of-semen.php) It doesn’t sound much like fun and not simple

hahahahahahah

Under ‘disadvantages’ it lists: “Some males resist too much to this method and refuse collection.”

**Some** males?  
Really?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sd-on-esg-sex/550905/5 "2010-08-20T20:07:20Z")

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Plug my nuts into a wall socket. How could that possibly go wrong? :eek:

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**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sd-on-esg-sex/550905/6 "2010-08-21T00:56:11Z")

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> [@ralph124c](#):
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> There are many websites touting electrical stimulation of the genitals, as a means toward orgasm. This sounds too good to be true-you hook yourself up and turn on the juice-then you get an earth-shattering orgasm-no muss no fuss!  
> Has anyone ever investigated this gear? does it really work-or does it deliver a “shocking experience”?

Yes, it works. My cite? You’re on the internet. If you were so inclined, or if you knew where to look, you could find hundreds of videos of guys and gals using various electrical stimulating devices to get themselves off. Suffice to say they’re extremely NSFW.

For men it seems interesting because it’s truly a hands free orgasm. Women seem to use some sort of wand that passes over their genitals, although it seems they _could_ use a similar harness setup like the guys do (although maybe finding a way to wrap the clitoris up would be too difficult, which is why they use wands IME).

I’ve never done it, but people seem to say it’s not really that amazing or anything – just a different sort of sensation than you’re used to.

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> If it did work, why would there be any need for hookers?

Good old fashioned manual masturbation also works, and yet it is found wanting.
