# What's the sexiest animal? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 29, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437 "2006-03-29T18:51:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/21 "2006-03-29T21:48:04Z")
Panther. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/22 "2006-03-29T21:48:31Z")
Humans. _Female_ humans. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/23 "2006-03-29T22:17:00Z")
I’ll go with the human species, male subset, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/24 "2006-03-29T22:19:36Z")
It’s definitely somthing in the cat family, but I think all of you folks saying “Cheetah” might be [unduly influenced](http://www.queencheetah.com/Thundercats/Cheetara1.jpg). Myself, I’d say probably the panther, or possibly the tiger. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/25 "2006-03-29T22:21:17Z")
Those female cats from the play of the same name always get me going… I wonder how many of those women have brought that costume to bed… grrrrrowl 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/26 "2006-03-29T22:29:46Z")
Sexiest animal, eh? Hmmm. I once inherited a parakeet named Sam who had been taught to say things such as “Hi there, honey” in a remarkably seductive voice - followed by a wolf-whistle. I was single and horny at the time, and I must admit that there was something vaguely arousing about hearing this bird going through his routine. It would never have worked between us, though. I’m white, and Sam was green. Also, he weighed about three ounces, and if I’d rolled over in bed I would’ve squashed the poor little bastid. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/27 "2006-03-29T22:33:13Z")
Role up Role up, come see the closeted furries, don’t get too close though as some of them bite (or worse!) 🙂 I have occasionally been known to be an ass man though. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/28 "2006-03-29T22:33:46Z")
Otters. They’re sleek, they’re muscled, and they just look like they’re having so much fun. Not that I practice otteroticism, or that I’m wanting to get it on underwaterstyle. But you asked. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/29 "2006-03-29T22:37:14Z")
_ahem_🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/30 "2006-03-29T23:16:00Z")
I’m to sexy for my cat. What do you think about that? Tigers maybe. Or the blue shark. Sometimes bunnies. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/31 "2006-03-29T23:18:56Z")
> [@Whammo](#): > > Those female cats from the play of the same name always get me going… > I wonder how many of those women have brought that costume to bed… > > grrrrrowl > > 🙂 Google for “Omaha The Cat Dancer”. But… **not at work!** ---
**Author:** ![Logan\_5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Logan\_5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Logan_5)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/32 "2006-03-29T23:27:45Z")
I don’t know about sexy animals, but I just melt when I look into the eyes of a husky. Naked mole rats? they’re naked! wait no, better yet…MANIMAL!!! oooooh ahhhhhh! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2006, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/33 "2006-03-29T23:50:26Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Sometimes bunnies. [Anya] Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes, they’ve got those hoppy legs, and twitchy little noses. And what’s with all these carrots, what do they need such good eyesight for anyway! … [/Anya] I’ve been looking for an excuse to post this all day, thanks Inigo! ---
**Author:** ![New\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@New\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Girl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/34 "2006-03-30T00:08:14Z")
Why hasn’t anyone mentioned the fox? ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/35 "2006-03-30T00:09:47Z")
> [@New Girl](#): > > Why hasn’t anyone mentioned the fox? Have you _seen_ a live fox? They’re usually pretty mangy-looking - kinda like a short, reddish coyote. And they **stink!** ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/36 "2006-03-30T00:14:19Z")
Dolphins are sleek and graceful but I hear they are only into watersports. ---
**Author:** ![Unregistered\_Bull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3da27b/32.png) [@Unregistered\_Bull](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unregistered_Bull)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/37 "2006-03-30T00:33:08Z")
As tatoos on females, jaguars and butterflies. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/38 "2006-03-30T00:46:36Z")
I’m overly disturbed by this question due to the fact that I’m watching the Furries/Plushies episode of CSI. THERE IS YIFFING. I may have an answer later when my brain is cleaned. ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/39 "2006-03-30T01:30:46Z")
> [@Omegaman](#): > > I heard that horse thing doesn’t usually work out real well . > [http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718\_horse15m.html](http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html) > > I’m voting human. I’d just like to point of how disturing the ad on that link was. It was a Smoky the Bear add. With Bambi featured. My mind hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/40 "2006-03-30T01:34:15Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > I’m overly disturbed by this question due to the fact that I’m watching the Furries/Plushies episode of CSI. THERE IS YIFFING. Ew! Ugh! You’re watching CSI? I was going to nominate cats, but the tone of this whole thread has left me unsettled. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437.md?page=3)