# What's the sexiest animal? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 29, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437 "2006-03-29T18:51:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/41 "2006-03-30T01:57:00Z")
Joan River’s penis. ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/42 "2006-03-30T01:57:25Z")
> [@FilmGeek](#): > > I’m overly disturbed by this question due to the fact that I’m watching the Furries/Plushies episode of CSI. THERE IS YIFFING. Don’t worry - we’re not talking about stuffed animals, or anthropomorphic cartoon animals. We’re just talking about real animals. ---
**Author:** ![New\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@New\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Girl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/43 "2006-03-30T01:58:20Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Dolphins are sleek and graceful but I hear they are only into watersports. Hahaha wit appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/44 "2006-03-30T02:02:53Z")
Am I really the first person to mention **the beaver**? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/45 "2006-03-30T02:11:15Z")
Tigers, no doubt. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/46 "2006-03-30T02:13:33Z")
> [@Thudlow Boink](#): > > Am I really the first person to mention **the beaver**? [not really, no.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7245960&postcount=17) Daniel ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/47 "2006-03-30T02:43:55Z")
I think the hawks and falcons have a pretty fine body style. I wouldn’t go out to dinner with them, though, they have really rude table manners ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/48 "2006-03-30T03:16:21Z")
For real animals, most members of the feline family. Stretching the boundaries of reality, I would say the unicorn. Although word on the street is that they prefer virgins. ---
**Author:** ![BoringDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@BoringDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoringDad)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/49 "2006-03-30T04:08:52Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > I have occasionally been known to be an ass man though. Heh. Best answer yet. But I gotta second the snow leopard. Powerful, sleek, strong roar, mRWOowr! Cheetahs? Mangy, thin, and… they chirp! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/50 "2006-03-30T05:04:27Z")
Cheetahs have really tiny heads. They are goofy looking. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/51 "2006-03-30T07:31:54Z")
[QUOTE=YaWanna] Just so y’all know, I wasn’t thinking in terms of bestiality when I answered this. QUOTE] and yet the thought of mink slinking around my nethers kinda works. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Clam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3bc359/32.png) [@Happy\_Clam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Clam)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/52 "2006-03-30T08:18:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I think my idea of sexy just isn’t calibrated to answer this question. > > Uhm. Clams? Yay! ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/53 "2006-03-30T10:28:29Z")
Tits. Definitely tits. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/54 "2006-03-30T12:23:35Z")
All these posts and not a single mention of you-know-who. I’m astonished 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/55 "2006-03-30T13:02:57Z")
Bugs Bunny…but only when he’s dressed like a girl. ---
**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/56 "2006-03-30T14:26:20Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > As a geologist, I of course nominate the [geoduck](http://www.psat.wa.gov/you_can_do/creature/geoduck.htm). Damn, you got there first. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/57 "2006-03-30T15:04:41Z")
A chicken. If an egg can fit up there, why can’t I?? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/58 "2006-03-30T17:29:18Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > A chicken. > > If an egg can fit up there, why can’t I?? But an Egg is only about 2 inches long… Ah ahem, Oh!, sorry didn’t mean to cause any embarisment… ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/59 "2006-03-30T17:57:56Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > But an Egg is only about 2 inches long… Ah ahem, Oh!, sorry didn’t mean to cause any embarisment… Trust me. Your average hen can take more than just 2 inches. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437/60 "2006-03-30T18:14:26Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > All these posts and not a single mention of you-know-who. I’m astonished 😃 Not any more astonished than I am. When I read the thread title, I gave it five posts. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-sexiest-animal/350437.md?page=4)