# What's the silliest holiday song?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 12, 2011, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-silliest-holiday-song/605869 "2011-12-12T02:50:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-silliest-holiday-song/605869/21 "2011-12-13T20:07:11Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/23cjXModWpA/hqdefault.jpg "Cold Blooded Christmas") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23cjXModWpA)

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlK1kMnS0sk)

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU__g5gELIA)

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**Author:** ![gatorslap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gatorslap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gatorslap)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-silliest-holiday-song/605869/22 "2011-12-13T20:11:23Z")

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I have to go with **Dr. Demento** on this. [I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_9rSGpXN6o)

> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> **Santa Doesn’t Cop Out on Dope** by Martin Mull.

I dig [Sonic Youth’s rendition](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7sa1eFGUuI).

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-silliest-holiday-song/605869/23 "2011-12-13T20:34:46Z")

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Bob and Doug McKenzie’s rendition of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”:

“On the first day of Christmas  
My true love gave to me  
A beer.”

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-silliest-holiday-song/605869/24 "2011-12-13T20:43:26Z")

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[All I Want For Christmas Is A Beatle](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erDDQMiaKeo)  
which is a parody of  
[All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRJTvuIP-7I).

That needed parodying! :eek:

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