Although it’s possible to pee with an erection don’t you find it’s a lot harder? I do, if I pee after sex (while still tumescent) it’s a lot harder than when you are sans ‘lob-on’ although technically still possible. I always assumed that the ‘piss-boner’ was natures way of stoppimg you pissing the bed, the reason it doesn’t happen when you are awake so much is that you can go for a wee before it gets too bad. This is all anecdotal and I have no evidence to support this but it seems to make sense to me, I only ever get the full-on ‘morning wood’ situation when I also really need to pee and it makes peeing just that bit more difficult.
heh heh heh…
For one horrible moment I thought it was going to be a photo of your boner…I still clicked on it anyway.
“If Erection persists longer than four hours, discontinue use. And Get Off the Bus.”
Nothing to add other than I’ve long thought “Morningwood” would be a great name for a housing estate.
*Ah, the morning hard-on. I’ll put that up against the Ginsu knife any day. Yeah, it’ slice, it’ll dice, it’ll jack your car up if you got a flat tire. Go ahead, honey, hang your laundry.
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– Andrew “Dice” Clay.
And why is the name “Cockburn” usually pronounced “CO-burn”? Is it what I think it is?
And I think someone should create a newspaper called The Morning Erection. 
The problem with boner peeing for me is hitting the target. I find you have to either piss in the sink or get down on your knees to make sure the pee goes into the toilet.
It’s not a problem for me, but then I really enjoy peeing up my own nose.
Some erections point upward, some point forward, some point downward.
Greensboro, NC has a Morning Wood subdivision. I guess it’s for early risers.
weirdo
I suppose there’s no medical reason a bladder couldn’t double as a neti pot.
Hitting the target while boner peeing isn’t that difficult. It’s just like basketball where you’re doing a granny shot instead of a jumper.
Except that I don’t need two hands to get a good grip on my basketball.
Really? Sounds like you’ve got a pretty small basketball, then.
Agreed. I don’t know too many people who can hold a basketball with one hand, palm down, much less have a good grip on the basketball.
You’re missing the point, which is that I have a huge set of hands.
Defense mechanism? You mean, to scare away the bears when you wake up and go to the cave entrance in the night? 
A fifty year old guy goes to see the doctor. The doctor comes in and asks him what the problem is?
“Well Doc”, the guys says, “when I was 20 years old I’d wake up in the morning with an erection, and try as hard as I could, I could only push it about a quarter of the way down to point at the toilet”.
“When I was in my late thirties, I found that I could push and strain and get it down about half way. And now that I’m fifty, if I try very hard, I can push it down almost two thirds of the way”.
“So what’s your question?” the doctor asks.
“Can you tell me how much stronger I’m going to get?”