# What's the thing you inexplicably own a million of?

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**Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thing-you-inexplicably-own-a-million-of/1028206/61 "2026-03-05T17:24:10Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> IME garage sales still work that way. People with full garages sell crap to other people with full garages. Who in turn sell it back to the first people. It’s the circle of crap. Excess crap.

You have previously extolled your lean and minimalist lifestyle, an area in which we’re complete opposites. You’d be horrified at the sight of my garage, and trust me, the basement is 10x worse!

I posted a pic here of getting rid of just a few things prior to my last move:

> [@The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-de-clutter-and-clean-up-support-thread/628329/1143):
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> This is what my life is like – these are a few odds & ends from my last move – and this happens every move! This is a full-size dumpster, and it’s just in the process of being filled – nowhere near done! smiley[[image] ](https://i.imgur.com/sBRV6iV.jpeg)

And those are just the things I could carry out and put in the dumpster myself. There were larger items that I just told the movers to leave on the curb, like a large console Sony Trinitron TV and a portable dishwasher!

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