# What's the "third big lie"? **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 8, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152 "2017-05-08T19:45:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@CC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CC)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/1 "2017-05-08T19:45:35Z")
1. The check is in the mail 2. I won’t come in your mouth 3. ? ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/2 "2017-05-08T19:46:41Z")
“I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” ---
**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/3 "2017-05-08T19:53:51Z")
“It was like that when I found it” ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/4 "2017-05-08T19:58:05Z")
“Nothing to see here” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/5 "2017-05-08T19:59:33Z")
“Never saw her before.” ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/6 "2017-05-08T20:02:09Z")
Our people are our most important asset. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/7 "2017-05-08T20:02:58Z")
I didn’t do it! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/8 "2017-05-08T20:06:55Z")
We are _so sorry_ for your inconvenience. Your time is important to us. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/9 "2017-05-08T20:11:45Z")
Right as usual, boss. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/10 "2017-05-08T20:14:38Z")
I won this belt buckle myself. I’m not getting a puppy/kitten, I’m only going to the pound to look Those pants do not make you look fat I love my job and my coworkers are the best ---
**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/11 "2017-05-08T20:28:58Z")
I thought it was either I won’t come in the mail or the check is in your mouth, but I might be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/12 "2017-05-08T20:34:06Z")
We have top men working on it right now. ---
**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/13 "2017-05-08T20:37:03Z")
Who? Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/14 "2017-05-08T20:58:19Z")
We’ll send someone to fix it tomorrow, between 8 and 10 am. ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/15 "2017-05-08T21:04:05Z")
I’ll have those graded and returned tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/16 "2017-05-08T21:16:26Z")
…and Mexico’s gonna pay for it! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/17 "2017-05-08T21:17:41Z")
> [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](#): > > Who? Top. Czechs. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/18 "2017-05-08T21:19:49Z")
I have read the terms and conditions. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/19 "2017-05-08T21:40:20Z")
I love you. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2017, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152/20 "2017-05-08T21:52:42Z")
> [@Bayard](#): > > I have read the terms and conditions. > [@Colibri](#): > > I love you. For reading the Terms & Conditions of the SDMB? I know you’re a Mod, but you should at least try to play hard to get. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-third-big-lie/786152.md?page=2)