# What's the thread that first pops into mind when you think "Sequential Threads"? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553 "2010-01-26T20:07:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/1 "2010-01-26T20:07:29Z")
So the days of X-mas one was getting fairly long, so… \*\*Say hello to Markus, America’s first legal gigolo Doper You’d Most Like To Cuddle Up With… Ask the Chick Who’s One Month Pregnant \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/2 "2010-01-27T12:48:02Z")
\*\*Ask the Chick Who’s One Month Pregnant I’m being induced tomorrow\*\* Whoa, slow down! It’s not ready yet! ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/3 "2010-01-27T13:51:08Z")
**Catholic Confirmation Mass - what to expect? The guy with a scope next to the sniper** I’m not Catholic, but I don’t think that’s typical. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/4 "2010-01-27T14:26:54Z")
\*\*A better rearview mirror? slang-probably sex related \*\* I dumped my girlfriend for one with a better rearview mirror. ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/5 "2010-01-27T14:54:33Z")
**What’s life like for immigrants in Canada? Ask the Chick Who’s One Month Pregnant** So, a little nauseating, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/6 "2010-01-27T15:08:46Z")
\*\*My cat took a deuce—WHERE IS IT??? slang-probably sex related \*\* ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/7 "2010-01-27T15:12:08Z")
**It seemed like a good idea at the time** \*\*Has Anyone Here Touched A Porcupine? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/8 "2010-01-27T15:32:06Z")
\*\* Sauron and three idiots What the Hell goes on in Nurn? \*\* “Hey, Moe – Looka me, I’m a Nazgul!” “Why, I oughtta…:” (Pokes idiot in both eyes simultaneously) “Mmm!MmmmmmmmPh! Nyong nyong nyong!” ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/9 "2010-01-27T17:35:41Z")
**Was this ambulance ride nessecary? 150 Miles To A Bookstore** ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/10 "2010-01-27T17:43:00Z")
**Legion** **Paying for grad school** I guess you’ve got to get finacial aid wherever you can find it. ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/11 "2010-01-27T17:47:42Z")
**Handy sets of facts to memorize Do you have a piece of pencil lead embedded in your skin somewhere?** That’s an odd thing to have memorized. ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/12 "2010-01-27T17:51:36Z")
**Prairie Cana-Dopers - How are you doing with the Blizzard?** **Looks like I may be working on the census** If it’s field interviews, you better be getting one hell of a shift premium. **I’m being induced tomorrow** **I just realized what an absolute bastard I was today** (sorry, got nothing snappy for this one) ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/13 "2010-01-27T18:07:58Z")
**Ask the guy with Locked In Syndrome What’s life like for immigrants in Canada?** It’s so f’in cold you’ll lock yourself inside. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/14 "2010-01-27T18:32:35Z")
\*\*Depo-Provera suppresses male libido; are there more targeted equivalents and what are implications? How will I get that wood glue out of my blue jeans? \*\* Dunno, but in the future may I suggest Depo-Provera? ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/15 "2010-01-27T18:35:00Z")
**Whom would you consider comedic geniuses from this era? Of All Time?** **Spartacus: Blood and Sand** Was that special on HBO or Showtime? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/16 "2010-01-29T15:41:56Z")
Cafe Society: **RIP Jean Simmons JD Salinger RIP Jimi Hendrix Was Murdered** I don’t think that quite counts for the Rule of Three… ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/17 "2010-01-29T16:09:16Z")
**This country is fucked: Survey says Fox now most trusted name in news.** \*\*You pesky Americans. Sometimes you say things in films that are incomprehensible. \*\* I don’t think this one needs any further explanation. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/18 "2010-01-29T16:25:33Z")
\*\* Ask the “Other Woman” post obscure facts about your profession! \*\* \*\* Let’s see what’s on craigslist… Dutch creationists \*\* Who’d want to buy _them_? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/19 "2010-01-29T16:33:41Z")
\*\* My Guitar Amp Tried to Kill Me How much edible meat on a human body? \*\* That’s one aggressive Amp you’ve got there! ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/20 "2010-01-29T19:37:16Z")
**I Lost My Smokey Cat Today Let’s see what’s on craigslist…** Isn’t a longer period of mourning in order? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553.md?page=2)