# What's the thread that first pops into mind when you think "Sequential Threads"? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 26, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553 "2010-01-26T20:07:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/181 "2010-02-20T18:45:47Z")
**Help me draft a Proportional Representation system for my home state. Should we be concerned about bringing astronauts back from Mars?** Wow, I didn’t know we had any there. But anyway, just let them vote via absentee ballot. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2010, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/182 "2010-02-21T06:18:46Z")
**When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter? When Hal Briston tries to sell an electronic thesaurus** ---
**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/183 "2010-02-22T01:19:48Z")
\*\*Advice on buying a foreclosed house Advice wanted on making a lowball offer on a house Homeowners Associations \*\* We got there in the end. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/184 "2010-02-22T02:04:50Z")
**When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter? Waterboarding Video** Bet you like [Puppiesandsledgehammers.com](http://Puppiesandsledgehammers.com), too. **How soon to tell people you’re pregnant? Question for the guys only** Admittedly, an easy question for them to answer… **So what are the anti-vaccination people saying now that their evidence has turned to fraudulent poo? Where are all of the dead people?** So they demand piles of corpses now?! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/185 "2010-02-22T03:07:38Z")
**Lying Whore Charged with Murder You see, it’s stuff like this that makes people think Teabaggers are a bunch of right-wing cranks.** Now just because one of them killed somebody doesn’t mean they’re all like that. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/186 "2010-02-22T04:10:48Z")
\*\*Tell me a funny story please. The Garden of Eden Story! \*\* Adam and Eve walk into a bar and … ---
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/187 "2010-02-22T04:29:18Z")
When visiting Victoria, British Columbia, wife and I saw a sign for “_CRS_”. To us this has always meant a debilitating memory disorder of advancing years, suffered by both of us: “_Can’t remember shit_”. This was, however,\* Canadian Restaurant Supplies\*. We took a picture of the sign anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/188 "2010-02-22T13:31:51Z")
\*\*Dopers who are “out” Gays/Lesbians do you dance at straight wedding receptions? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/189 "2010-02-22T18:22:37Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > For another thread title/poster name combo: > > \*\*What comes after capitalism? > The Tao’s Revenge \*\* But capitalism comes all night long. Mine: \*\* Why does evolutionary psychology get such a bum rap? The Garden of Eden Story!\*\* Well that’s one answer, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/190 "2010-02-22T20:41:09Z")
Boner Gone Missing! The Worst Movie Remake of All Time ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2010, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/191 "2010-02-22T22:54:46Z")
**Why are bananas so cheap? Guys, why does this happen to us (slightly TMI) Why Are My Toilets Constantly Getting Clogged?** Shoulda laid off the cheap bananas. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/192 "2010-02-23T06:10:34Z")
**Mac computers - is it mostly just image and status? What would Jesus do?** Ah yes, the famous, would Jesus buy a Mac or a PC. Scholars and theologians have argued about this for centuries. Sadly, no consensus has been reached. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/193 "2010-02-23T09:02:30Z")
When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter? ask the White guy who is married to the Black Woman What’s the most Extreme Thing you’ve ever done? Atlas Launch-sonic boom Guess What? The Steinhardts Bake Hamantaschen Yet Again… Godamn Euphemisms! How To (Temporarily) Vandalize My Friend’s Mini-Van? I had no idea boobs could do that SoCal schools ban dictionary: hoax? The Dumbing Down of America, Vol. 57.892.546 Looking for jokes: What the difference between… Richard Faynman and Alan Watts… Lord, if You are out there, please deliver me from the 9th Circle of Hell. Atlanta traffic - worse than ever What is the VANOC doing about this?!?!!? Kevin Smith kicked off Southwest Flight Provide your best talk show/Weekend Update style joke… I’m Here To Ruin Your Day – Check This Out, And Try Not To Itch (Bedbugs!) Well This Just Sucks. Really. I’ve got two weeks’ holiday and I’m off to Berlin ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/194 "2010-02-23T18:23:08Z")
**This literally drives me crazy: You Keep Using The Word “Hero” I Don’t Think It Means What You Think It Means.** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/195 "2010-02-23T19:13:56Z")
**Why do people spit? Dealing with collection agencies.** I Spit On Your Billing Department! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/196 "2010-02-23T22:32:03Z")
\*\*What If We Did Away With All Cyclical Events… I had no idea boobs could do that \*\* Clockwise…counterclockwise! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2010, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/197 "2010-02-23T22:44:12Z")
Seen in Cafe Society: \*\*I just bought a tube of braunschweiger (liver sausage). Now what? Cadbury creme eggs… \*\* Ewww! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/198 "2010-02-25T17:04:56Z")
**This literally drives me crazy: Anybody Ever Drive a Citroen DS-21?** I did! Man, it was CRAZY! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/199 "2010-02-25T19:13:49Z")
\*\*Will this make eyelashes grow? Pork Chops and Apple Sauce \*\* ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/200 "2010-02-25T19:46:54Z")
\*\*Poll: Parents: did you figure out the conception date of your child/children? Child is born of a one night stand - would you tell him? Poll: Is it okay to tell a stranger they look like someone famous? \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553.md?page=11)