# What's the thread that first pops into mind when you think "Sequential Threads"?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 26, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553 "2010-01-26T20:07:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/21 "2010-01-29T21:16:27Z")

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\*\* Ask The Buddhist  
Beautiful quote about wonder in the absence of belief in God \*\*

I guess a Buddhist _would_ be a good one to ask about this.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2010, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/22 "2010-01-29T22:08:41Z")

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**So I guess I’m having a threesome  
WANT  
Ask the "Other Woman"**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2010, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/23 "2010-01-30T06:33:27Z")

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\*\*What would be a likely reason for interstellar/interspecies war?  
Why haven’t the Democrats threatened a “Nuclear Option”?  
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Sure, blame them for something that hasn’t happened yet…

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2010, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/24 "2010-01-30T07:55:41Z")

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\*\*Why haven’t the Democrats threatened a “Nuclear Option”?  
Obama at House Republican Retreat, Q&A \*\*

Obama needs to get out of the blast radius first.  
\*\*What would be a likely reason for interstellar/interspecies war?  
Well, the Democrats just threw me under a bus with healthcare. \*\*

You have friends in literally high places, right?  
**We just discovered a live chicken in our lit oven!  
So I guess I’m having a threesome**

:eek:  
\*\*WANT  
When people just don’t get it \*\*

But I WANT it!!  
\*\*I had the right to kill this man in cold blood because I didn’t like his performing legal acts  
Silverstreak Wonder, this Pit’s for you \*\*

You know…it would probably have been better to just Pit him and skip the assassination. The mods frown on it.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/25 "2010-01-30T16:37:08Z")

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\*\*Is there one food you could live on? \*\*  
**How long could you live on popcorn and Gatorade?**

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/26 "2010-01-30T19:21:21Z")

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**Global Credit & Collection?  
People who rub you the wrong way**

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/27 "2010-01-30T21:27:43Z")

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MPSIMS:

**Dutch creationists  
When people just don’t get it**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/28 "2010-01-30T23:30:31Z")

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**So I guess I’m having a threesome  
Eating live fish**

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2010, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/29 "2010-01-31T02:22:48Z")

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**Wow! Good customer service!  
So I guess I’m having a threesome**

“Hey, c’mon honey, she did a _really_ good job ringing up our order.”  
\*\* Soccer Balls, Pens, and Treats - The Afghanistan Edition.  
Why can’t I have nice things?\*\*

Now, Johnny, the little Afghan kids need those soccer balls and pens more than you do.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2010, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/30 "2010-01-31T04:19:19Z")

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Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

So I guess I’m having a threesome

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2010, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/31 "2010-01-31T08:02:55Z")

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**What’s the thread that first pops into mind when you think “Sequential Threads”?  
So I guess I’m having a threesome**

Uhm…OK.

**Have You Ever Known Any Who Was Stood Up At The Aisle?  
Buddhism: one more thing to worry about**

So don’t marry a Buddhist because they might stand you up at the aisle?

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**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2010, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/32 "2010-01-31T10:37:57Z")

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\*\*Beautiful quote about wonder in the absence of belief in God

Holy Crap!!\*\*

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/33 "2010-02-01T09:03:09Z")

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**Best Bargain You’ve Gotten Lately?  
Soccer Balls, Pens, and Treats - The Afghanistan Edition.**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/34 "2010-02-01T10:48:28Z")

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**Ask the Chick Who’s One Month Pregnant  
January 2010 Weight Gain Thread**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/35 "2010-02-01T14:23:02Z")

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\*\* It’s official and legal–I got two new nieces!  
So I guess I’m having a threesome \*\*

That’s just sick.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/36 "2010-02-01T18:02:33Z")

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**If you could give yourself 3 warnings…  
So, which computer brands should I avoid  
You know a husband is cheating on his wife. Do you tell anyone?  
Am I living a sheltered life? Auto insurance cancelation.**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/37 "2010-02-01T18:32:54Z")

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\*\* Beautiful quote about wonder in the absence of belief in God  
Godamn Euphemisms! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/38 "2010-02-01T19:24:48Z")

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**How much edible meat on a human body?  
Would force feeding lead to weight loss**

But then how do I fatten them up for the holiday feast?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/39 "2010-02-01T20:44:06Z")

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\*\*How do you avoid disability as you age  
increasingly sophisticated sex dolls for men \*\*

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**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/40 "2010-02-01T22:51:22Z")

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**Why do the poor people bring in cash to make payments?  
Serial panhandling?**

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