# What's the thread that first pops into mind when you think "Sequential Threads"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 26, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553 "2010-01-26T20:07:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/41 "2010-02-01T23:20:44Z")

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**increasingly sophisticated sex dolls for men  
What probably happened to my stuffed toy, left in a mall?**

Eww…

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/42 "2010-02-01T23:39:27Z")

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\*\*You know a husband is cheating on his wife. Do you tell anyone?  
Mickelson a cheater?  
When did ‘gay’ come, almost exclusively, to mean homosexual?  
Interview with Bill Waterson

Lets talk about pregnant bellys.  
Big Love 1/31/10  
increasingly sophisticated sex dolls for men \*\*

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**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/43 "2010-02-02T03:20:51Z")

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**What Sort Of A Spouse Would You Like  
increasingly sophisticated sex dolls for men**

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/44 "2010-02-02T05:03:02Z")

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**Why Do So Many Gay People Gravitate Toward Show Business?**  
**Did Anyone Ever See Wayland Flowers Perform Live?**

Going from the general to the specific…

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/45 "2010-02-02T06:32:40Z")

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**Just found out my girlfriend is bisexual**  
**So I guess I’m having a threesome**

The two threads actually do appear together in MPSIMS right now, though not in that order.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/46 "2010-02-02T07:34:54Z")

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\*\*Okay, guys: Would you have sex with this sex robot?  
How about less “organic” and more “healthy”.  
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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/47 "2010-02-02T08:16:03Z")

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**What do you wish you had known before you entered grad school?  
Am I crazy (with a k?)**

True for me, at least.

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**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/48 "2010-02-02T10:39:44Z")

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**What’s the most exotic animal you’ve encountered in the wild?  
My dad once stomped a kitten to death**  
A bit of an overreaction.

**Philly Dopefest, Sat., February 27, 2010  
Doper you’d most like to cuddle up with…**  
Time to choose.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/49 "2010-02-02T15:05:51Z")

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\*\* What the…? It’s Groundhog Day again!  
Rip Torn arrested. In a bank. Armed. And drunk  
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AGAIN?!

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/50 "2010-02-02T16:39:25Z")

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**Strapped on homemade rocket (bomb) blows up old coot sledding.  
NASA Aries manned rocket to be canceled…**

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/51 "2010-02-02T18:09:35Z")

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**What is your favorite esoteric word in your vocabulary?  
Ask the incarcerated former lawyer**

Shyster?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/52 "2010-02-02T19:18:54Z")

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\*\* So I guess I’m having a threesome  
Ask the “Other Woman”  
I have a frozen shoulder \*\*

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/53 "2010-02-02T20:05:09Z")

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**Foods That Provoke an Immediate Intestinal Response!  
Accidental pet tricks**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/54 "2010-02-02T20:22:19Z")

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**Strapped on homemade rocket (bomb) blows up old coot sledding.  
Hilarious Wedding Moments**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/55 "2010-02-02T20:24:07Z")

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\*\*Why are there so many gay people?  
Dancing in Jane Austen’s time  
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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/56 "2010-02-02T23:29:56Z")

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**Can anyone recommend me a program that will beep every 20 minutes?  
Sssssnakessss…**

I don’t think they do that.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/57 "2010-02-03T03:33:23Z")

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**Buddhism: one more thing to worry about  
RIP, Howard Zinn**

Was he a Zinn Buddhist?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/58 "2010-02-03T14:48:36Z")

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\*\*Animal fat is evidently not bad for you. Can this be right?  
How much edible meat on a human body? \*\*

Are you counting the fat now, too?

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/59 "2010-02-03T15:40:20Z")

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These missed each other, but the combination is so good I had to post it.

**Sarah Palin: “Rahm Emannuel called my retard baby a nigger!”  
I pit crying babies in public places**

I’m thinking of Palin as the crying baby here.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/60 "2010-02-03T17:20:59Z")

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\*_This country is fucked: Survey says Fox now most trusted name in news.  
 &^% you too, Chase.  
So I guess I’m having a threesome._  
Hey, if being the meat in a corporate sandwich is your thing, go for it!

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