# What's the thread that first pops into mind when you think "Sequential Threads"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 26, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553 "2010-01-26T20:07:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2010, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/101 "2010-02-08T19:53:31Z")

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**The best name in the goddamned universe.  
Perpetual tourists and earning a living on the road**

I dunno; it seems a little long to me.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/102 "2010-02-08T20:21:07Z")

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**February 2010 Weight Loss thread  
Watch Those Stomach Pains!**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/103 "2010-02-08T21:35:29Z")

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**What do you do to telemarketers?  
Passive aggressiveness and higher social economic class.**

Heh. “No, that’s all right, peon, just go right ahead and waste my time.”

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/104 "2010-02-09T03:22:36Z")

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New Posts:

\*\* So what is “rich” then?  
Ask the guy with $186.00 in his wallet.\*\*

I doubt he knows.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/105 "2010-02-09T03:24:27Z")

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\*\*What constitutes provoking.  
Rolling big airplanes  
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Especially if you’re buzzing someone at the time.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/106 "2010-02-09T04:38:14Z")

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\*_Ask me what it’s like to be rich  
Ask the guy whose Ambien is finally kicking in  
Ask the guy typing answers on an iTouch.  
Ask the guy with 17 currencies in his wallet_  
Ask the guy with $186.00 in his wallet. \*\*

Yes, all sequential as of last viewing (about 5 minutes ago). Followed closely by   
**Ask the viciously rich Super Bowl pedophile!** and \*\*Ask The Patriotic American Intellectual Conservative Christian \*\*

… is it getting weird in here or is it just me?

I’m going to have a lie-down …

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**Author:** ![chicken\_wire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@chicken\_wire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chicken_wire)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/107 "2010-02-09T05:22:33Z")

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**Conservative posters: What’s your story?  
Permanently banned.**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/108 "2010-02-09T08:08:04Z")

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**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG or: I am quitting smoking  
Watch Those Stomach Pains!**

Wow, they sound pretty painful.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/109 "2010-02-09T08:56:59Z")

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**Ask the Middle-Class Guy  
Heroin  
Ask me what it’s like to be poor!**

See what drugs can do to a person?

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**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/110 "2010-02-09T09:05:10Z")

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**I just went for a hike … and made $50  
So what is “rich” then?**

**McDonalds, give it a rest already, everyone knows that “Special Sauce” is…  
Permanently Banned**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/111 "2010-02-09T13:33:54Z")

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**So Last Night’s Erotic Random Rock Star Dream…  
The power of AM radio**

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/112 "2010-02-09T14:49:30Z")

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\*\* Ask me what it’s like to be rich  
Ask the guy with $186.00 in his wallet.  
Things That Are Unique To Your State \*\*

No, I think high tax rates are universal (or seem to be)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/113 "2010-02-09T18:20:18Z")

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\*\* How’s this for irony?  
Ask The Buddhist\*\*

Mu!

Ommmm!

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/114 "2010-02-09T20:13:45Z")

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**my parents want me to break off my engagement  
My insurance company wants me to get diabetes**

Sounds like things aren’t going very well for you.

**I just went for a hike… and made $50**

Looks like your luck might be turning around then.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/115 "2010-02-09T20:21:40Z")

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> [@dhkendall](#):
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> \*_Ask me what it’s like to be rich  
> Ask the guy whose Ambien is finally kicking in  
> Ask the guy typing answers on an iTouch.  
> Ask the guy with 17 currencies in his wallet_  
> Ask the guy with $186.00 in his wallet. \*\*
> 
> Yes, all sequential as of last viewing (about 5 minutes ago). Followed closely by   
> **Ask the viciously rich Super Bowl pedophile!** and \*\*Ask The Patriotic American Intellectual Conservative Christian \*\*
> 
> … is it getting weird in here or is it just me?
> 
> I’m going to have a lie-down …

Are you asking me?

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/116 "2010-02-10T04:13:40Z")

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Next thread’s title: “Ask the guy who posts Sequential Threads”.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/117 "2010-02-10T13:21:41Z")

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**If you had to pay for all the Google services you use, how much would you pay?  
Poll: Would you consider selling one of your organs if it were legal?**

Well, it DOES cost an arm and a leg already…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/118 "2010-02-10T17:52:52Z")

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\*\*What comes after capitalism?  
Japanese whale whores  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/119 "2010-02-10T18:03:24Z")

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\*\*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG or: I am quitting smoking  
Better cut down a little then?  
\*\*  
On the cigarettes AND caffiene!

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/120 "2010-02-10T19:51:00Z")

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**Yellowstone’s gonna blow! We’re all dooooooooomed!!! (Part deux)  
Earthquake in Illinois.**

Nah, that was just rumbling from the eruption. Any second now the fallout should arri

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