# What's the thread that first pops into mind when you think "Sequential Threads"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 26, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553 "2010-01-26T20:07:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/141 "2010-02-14T09:20:29Z")

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**You get one free luxury item for life! What would it be?  
F-ing taxes**

You mean you’d get tax revenue every time people had sex? Sounds good to me.

ETA:

**Fuck Harry Reid!  
Yes, I’m pitting my co-workers.**

Wow, I didn’t know you worked for Congress umop ap!sdn.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/142 "2010-02-14T10:41:39Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> \*\*Now that lower-back tattoos are commonly called “tramp stamps”, why do young women still get them?  
> Really Not All That Bright \*\*
> 
> It was a thread title and last poster combo, but it works for me. 🙂

For another thread title/poster name combo:

\*\*What comes after capitalism?  
The Tao’s Revenge \*\*

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/143 "2010-02-14T18:05:45Z")

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**Should I Buy This Horse?  
Any advice on having a _ahem_ “special friend?” \<slightly adult content\>**

Hey… are you that guy in South Carolina?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/144 "2010-02-14T19:11:27Z")

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\*\*TSA, Police and FBI handcuff and detain student for possessing arabic flashcards  
I am not a monster, dammit!!!  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/145 "2010-02-14T21:31:07Z")

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\*\*Time lapse capture on the cheap?  
Why are bananas so cheap?  
\*\*  
Time flies like a banana?

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2010, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/146 "2010-02-15T07:46:18Z")

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**What percentage of men and women would you say are capable of premeditated murder?  
Why did the police officer ask me this question?**

If I were you I’d clam up and say nothing until my lawyer was present.

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/147 "2010-02-15T17:47:19Z")

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**Poor sick dog.  
Maxi Pad Saves Dog’s Life**

I think I could do without knowing the details on this one.

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/148 "2010-02-15T19:45:43Z")

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**Argent Towers, a moment, please.  
I am not a monster, dammit!!!**

Wow, what did you do to make him think that?

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/149 "2010-02-15T19:48:36Z")

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**Friend inundated with pop-up ads and…  
Bobsleds**

I didn’t know a virus could do that.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/150 "2010-02-16T02:34:40Z")

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\*\*Photograph of Cecil  
Went To Nixon Library Today \*\*

Because it’s not worthy of the real thing!

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/151 "2010-02-16T03:52:00Z")

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**NYC with my ten year old daughter…suggest things to do and see.  
Fuck Harry Reid!**

I’m not touching that with a ten foot pole

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/152 "2010-02-16T14:32:04Z")

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\*\*Things You Suspect But Could Never Prove  
Real Identity Of Cecil Adams  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/153 "2010-02-16T16:15:51Z")

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\*\* Signs of female interest

Asking someone out

Ordering for someone else

What is your blood type?\*\*

Only if they’re a female vampire

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/154 "2010-02-16T21:16:33Z")

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**How do you deal with your teenager drinking?  
Human diode**

Mad scientists certainly have interesting ideas about child discipline.  
\*\*What’s the most Extreme Thing you’ve ever done?  
2010 Postcard Exchange \*\*

You wild man!  
\*\*If I were to go to a Jewish food festival, what would I expect?  
Coconut M&Ms \*\*

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2010, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/155 "2010-02-16T23:01:21Z")

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**Elin Cheats; Tiger Goes After Her With a Gold Club  
Signs of female interest**

I thought we evolved past this.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/156 "2010-02-17T14:54:32Z")

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\*\*What is the VANOC doing about this?!?!!?  
Shooting down mosquitos, with freaking lasers! \*\*

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/157 "2010-02-17T22:16:24Z")

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**I need to make a trip to Costco.  
Lord, if You are out there, please deliver me from the 9th Circle of Hell.**

You should have thought about that before deciding to go to Costco.

This would work soooo much better replacing Costco with Fry’s…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/158 "2010-02-18T02:49:09Z")

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\*\*How many dates does it take to know if you have chemistry?  
Did Anybody Really Like Adolph Hitler?  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/159 "2010-02-18T04:54:20Z")

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**I have a frozen shoulder  
The WAH! Make it stop! …or, Wine, please.**

Oh quit complaining about your shoulder.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/160 "2010-02-18T13:37:22Z")

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\*\*How many dates does it take to know if you have chemistry?  
Pharmacy Question  
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