# What's the thread that first pops into mind when you think "Sequential Threads"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 26, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553 "2010-01-26T20:07:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/161 "2010-02-18T14:06:55Z")

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**Suggest a fun Geek toy  
We may truly be experiencing the end times.**

Fun Geek toys in the wrong hands can be devastating on a world scale.

**Origin of “Wet Behind the Ears”?  
Using old iPod with Windows**

**More victimhood from Sarah Palin - this time involving “Family Guy.”  
Argent Towers, a moment of your time.**

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/162 "2010-02-18T17:37:06Z")

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> [@Nobody](#):
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> **I have a frozen shoulder  
> The WAH! Make it stop! …or, Wine, please.**
> 
> Oh quit complaining about your shoulder.

But it _huuu-uuuurts!_ 🙂

**We may truly be experiencing the end times.  
My in-laws are missing my son’s first birthday**

Hmm, _someone’s_ a little over-dramatic today.

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/163 "2010-02-18T19:12:55Z")

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**Why Are My Toilets Constantly Getting Clogged?  
chariots of the gods**

Aliens are clogging my toilets!

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/164 "2010-02-18T19:15:37Z")

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**When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter?**  
**Ray Gosling of the BBC admits to murder while doing a show**

sick fuck

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/165 "2010-02-18T19:20:35Z")

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There was one in between them, but:

**Why Are My Toilets Constantly Getting Clogged?  
Rat or mouse?**

You shouldn’t flush either one.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/166 "2010-02-18T20:02:12Z")

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**Hey, look at the user titles!  
We may truly be experiencing the end times.**

\*\*Suggest a fun Geek toy  
Small Plane Crashes into Building in Austin, TX \*\*

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/167 "2010-02-18T22:30:27Z")

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**The Cat that hangs out in my yard  
Went To Nixon Library Today**

I wonder if it will come back.

**Dear programmers of web applications, please get a clue  
Ask the child of money**

Because only a rich person knows how web apps should be programmed.

**What’s the most Extreme Thing you’ve ever done?  
Heroin**

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/168 "2010-02-18T22:37:35Z")

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**Hamas leader electrocuted by Israel?  
LCD Monitor slow to power up (dim/flickering) then works fine**

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/169 "2010-02-19T04:02:14Z")

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If I were to go to a Jewish food festival, what would I expect?  
Back bacon roast thingy, how to cook it?

Something doesn’t sound kosher there…

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/170 "2010-02-19T04:45:07Z")

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**Pharmacy Question  
Men, have you ever gotten a bad blowjob?**

I think you may be getting “pharmacy” and “house of ill-repute” confused.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/171 "2010-02-19T13:31:13Z")

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**When have you been just utterly incapacitated by laughter?  
Small Plane Crashes into Building in Austin, TX**

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/172 "2010-02-19T15:12:43Z")

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**Hol-eeee Crap!! School Suspends Student…After Spying on Him ( 1 2 3)  
God I hate Fox News**

Man, don’t they have anything better to do than spy on students? No? Okay then.

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**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/173 "2010-02-19T16:32:26Z")

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\*\* A question I will probably regret asking about BJs

Men, have you ever gotten a bad blowjob?  
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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/174 "2010-02-19T20:25:37Z")

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**Why Are My Toilets Constantly Getting Clogged?  
Vegetarians are unable to digest meat…apparently?**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/175 "2010-02-19T20:32:07Z")

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**Ask the child of money  
Where are the stimulus jobs?**

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/176 "2010-02-19T20:50:45Z")

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**Question for the guys only  
Men, have you ever gotten a bad blowjob?**

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**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/177 "2010-02-19T22:52:46Z")

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**A question I will probably regret asking about BJs  
Good hand vacuum for kids?**

Hmm, I thought Cesario was banned…

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/178 "2010-02-19T23:28:38Z")

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> [@fuzzypickles](#):
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> **A question I will probably regret asking about BJs  
> Good hand vacuum for kids?**
> 
> Hmm, I thought Cesario was banned…

I saw that one and refused to put it here.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2010, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/179 "2010-02-19T23:36:36Z")

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\*\*Dropped cell phone in vinegar water. What should I do?  
Calculating how long a battery will last \*\*

**Transitioning from internet dating to real dating.  
Best and Worst dogs.**

\*\*  
How To (Temporarily) Vandalize My Friend’s Mini-Van?  
The stupid it burns! And, I’m looking for work \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-thread-that-first-pops-into-mind-when-you-think-sequential-threads/526553/180 "2010-02-20T03:01:19Z")

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\*\*Asterisk and slash  
Unintentional production of child pornography  
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