# What's the ugliest part of your body? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972 "2001-08-24T19:44:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jenny\_Taylor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/90db22/32.png) [@Jenny\_Taylor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenny_Taylor)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/1 "2001-08-24T19:44:34Z")
For me ,it is my left index finger ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/2 "2001-08-24T19:47:31Z")
[two-penny’s worth] IMHO, I think it’s sad that anyone can consider a part of their body ugly. I don’t care for what reason. It’s just sad. [/two-penny’s worth] ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/3 "2001-08-24T19:48:04Z")
My head. Huge. Bad hair. Bad face. Bad skin. A mess really. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/4 "2001-08-24T19:49:11Z")
- “Some say your toes/some say your nose/I think it’s your mind…”\* ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/5 "2001-08-24T19:49:30Z")
Sad or not, **Ice Wolf** , there’s still some body parts that I’m less then aesthetically pleased with. Like my left outer elbow. ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/6 "2001-08-24T19:51:31Z")
My spleen is particularly wretched. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/7 "2001-08-24T19:52:11Z")
Ice Wolf, you’ve never been alienated by _any_ part of your body? Lucky dog. ---
**Author:** ![xcheopis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xcheopis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xcheopis)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/8 "2001-08-24T19:52:17Z")
Baby toes. They aren’t straight, the nails are almost non-existant, the slant off under the toes next door… I hate them. Nasty, ugly, disgusting, little toes! ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/9 "2001-08-24T19:53:41Z")
my superfluous third nipple ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/10 "2001-08-24T19:56:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Jenny: > \*\* > For me, it is my left index finger. > [@](#): > > \*\* > Perd Wurfect: > \*\* > Sad or not, Ice Wolf, there’s still some body parts that I’m less then aesthetically pleased with. Like my left outer elbow. I sense a sinister trend developing… ---
**Author:** ![Jenny\_Taylor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/90db22/32.png) [@Jenny\_Taylor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenny_Taylor)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/11 "2001-08-24T19:58:24Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\* \* “Some say your toes/some say your nose/I think it’s your mind…”_ > > Well, for me, it _is_ my toes. Hands down. Hairy hobbit toes, the biggest ones are bulbous like giant’s toes in old cartoons. The shame of it. \*\* Aha A Zappa fan ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/12 "2001-08-24T19:58:40Z")
Have you been listening to Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention? In case you weren’t, there is a song… What’st he ugliest… paaart of your body? Some say your nose Some say your toes But I think it’s your mind… ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/13 "2001-08-24T20:08:55Z")
I imagine my colon doesn’t have too much going for it. If I have to stick to externalities, I would would say the part of my body obove my knees. I have good knees. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/14 "2001-08-24T20:11:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jenny Taylor \* > \*\*Aha A Zappa fan \*\* The thread’s calculated to attract 'em. That, & you’re a [Taylor](http://www.mudd.dhs.org), like me. “There’s a lot of us, & we get around.” ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/15 "2001-08-24T20:21:21Z")
I’m not overly thrilled with my stomach (yet I don’t make a huge effort to lose weight - go figure). Also wish my legs were longer and had a better shape. ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/16 "2001-08-24T20:26:23Z")
I too have ugly littlest toes, but they are nothing to the 1/140,000\* scale map of Antarctica I carry on my ass disguised as a birthmark. Right buttock. Even has the small islands off the coast. And yes, I’m very sensitive about it. \*I made that ratio up. I’m just saying, in case some smart alec comes in to say that a 1/140,000 scale replica would cover 4 square miles or something. No, my ass isn’t **that** big. ---
**Author:** ![jellen92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/6bbea6/32.png) [@jellen92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellen92)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/17 "2001-08-24T20:33:07Z")
Argh - I hate my thighs!! My ass could use a good talking too as well. The mirror is not my friend 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/18 "2001-08-24T20:39:36Z")
My torso. I have an unfortunate case of body acne. The acne on my face is mostly gone, but it still likes to dwell on my chest. I’d go nakes SO much more often if it wasn’t there. I hate it, but once it’s gone, it’s naked time. ---
**Author:** ![Shera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Shera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shera)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/19 "2001-08-24T20:40:36Z")
I have pretty ugly toes, but I like my feet, so it balance out. My **hands** however are they smallest stumpiest ugliest hands on the planet, that I have seen anyways. I have yet to find an adult with smaller hands then mine. Not to mentiion my nails could use a serious talkin’ too in the growing department. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972/20 "2001-08-24T20:46:46Z")
Two words: stretch marks Yup. Gained sixty pounds while pregnant. Breasts ballooned right along with the belly. The body went back to normal but the skin didn’t recover. I’m perfectly fine with it, though. And, yeah, my left pinky toe. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-ugliest-part-of-your-body/77972.md?page=2)