# What's the weirdest thing you found hiding in your cleavage? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 17, 2012, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276 "2012-12-17T05:41:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![maisoui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@maisoui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maisoui)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/21 "2012-12-17T17:22:28Z")
A teeny, tiny spring that “sprang” off of a part that a photocopier technician was fixing in our office. Not my boobs, but my cubicle neighbour’s. He was a pretty young guy and turned bright red when we realized where it went. He didn’t even ask for it back, just said, “I’ve got another one here… that’s okay…” ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/22 "2012-12-17T17:24:47Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > I know I once found something ridiculous there, but I can’t remember what it was. > > The only cleavage-related story I have at the moment is that a dear high school friend (male, gay) spent our junior prom pitching M&Ms into my cleavage from across the table. It’s true that you can usually sense when something’s there, but sometimes the thing slips down in the crack and becomes difficult to reach. That night when I took off my bra, there were way more M&Ms than I expected. " Melts in your bra, not in your hands !! " ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/23 "2012-12-17T17:27:17Z")
Must be a problem for gals with large breasts… with a B-cup, they don’t even **make** cleavage unless I strap on a major push-up bra. ---
**Author:** ![araminty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5e925/32.png) [@araminty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/araminty)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/24 "2012-12-17T17:57:31Z")
A leech. It was a bit itchy, so I got out of the billabong and sprinkled it with salt. It bled a lot, as leech wounds are wont to do. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/25 "2012-12-17T19:00:57Z")
[- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWA3_yQL6rY) (mostly safe for work) ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/26 "2012-12-17T19:42:24Z")
> [@olivesmarch4th](#): > > I know I once found something ridiculous there, but I can’t remember what it was. > > The only cleavage-related story I have at the moment is that a dear high school friend (male, gay) spent our junior prom pitching M&Ms into my cleavage from across the table. It’s true that you can usually sense when something’s there, but sometimes the thing slips down in the crack and becomes difficult to reach. That night when I took off my bra, there were way more M&Ms than I expected. LOL - boobs and chocolate, does the world get any better? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nerdessence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/47e85d/32.png) [@Nerdessence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nerdessence)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/27 "2012-12-17T19:46:57Z")
I have an anti-cleavage story. As an AA cup, cleavage is impossible for me, however, I once had a dentist use my chest to rest her tray on. I gave her this baffled, hurt look and she apologized and removed it. No respect for small ladies. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/28 "2012-12-17T19:51:04Z")
Okay, some of you need bibs. > [@zoid](#): > > LOL - boobs and chocolate, does the world get any better? 😃 Yes. I’ve found money in there. I’ve at times stuck cash in my bra, much like somebody’s disgusting grandmother, and have forgotten about it. When I remove my bra later, cash falls out. My boobs pay me! Other than, I discovered the back to my earring in my bra one time. That was nice; thought I’d lost it. ---
**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/29 "2012-12-17T20:21:50Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Okay, some of you need bibs. > > Yes. I’ve found money in there. I’ve at times stuck cash in my bra, much like somebody’s disgusting grandmother, and have forgotten about it. When I remove my bra later, cash falls out. My boobs pay me! Other than, I discovered the back to my earring in my bra one time. That was nice; thought I’d lost it. A couple months ago, I found a huge earring in my cleavage. We were in the car and I realized my earring was missing. I searched the floor and the seat, but a little while later discovered it between my boobs. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/30 "2012-12-17T20:22:22Z")
Glitter. No, no, not like glitter from a body spray, but glitter from kids’ art projects. It weirded me out only because I hadn’t been wearing a low cut shirt the day of the glitter art project nor had there been any memorable incidents, so I’m still not quite sure how it got in there. ---
**Author:** ![Feyrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/fbc32d/32.png) [@Feyrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feyrat)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/31 "2012-12-17T20:53:38Z")
Once a needle from a cross-stitch project. I thought I’d dropped it on the floor, somehow it magically fell into my bra and stuck in a bit of decorative lace, instead of stabbing the crap out of me. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/32 "2012-12-17T21:31:57Z")
> [@Nerdessence](#): > > No respect for small ladies. :rolleyes: Mad respect for small ladies! ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/33 "2012-12-17T21:36:57Z")
Not enough tit to have cleavage, but I thought I’d come in here and live vicariously through other boobs. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/34 "2012-12-17T21:56:25Z")
Vicarious Cleavage Band name !!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/35 "2012-12-17T22:03:31Z")
The odd crumb, but it’s not surprised me later really - like has been said before, you feel it right away when you get a crumb down between the ladies and I generally remove it right away. I do have a butt cleavage story, tho: for one of her birthdays, we took my niece to one of those corn mazes they have around here. They’ve got a huge dried corn kernel pit there (rather like those ball pits in Mickey D’s or whatever, just filled with millions of dried corn kernels). Because no one else would, I went in there with my 5-year-old niece. And got corn kernels down my pants. Had to go to the bathroom to empty myself out; there was a surprising amount in my size 10 jeans. And I was wearing a belt, too! ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/36 "2012-12-17T22:35:56Z")
> [@Caricci](#): > > There’s almost always a shower of popcorn when I take my bra off following a night at the movies. I was reading the thread and starting to wonder if this only happened to me. Must be something about eating in a somewhat reclined position, since I don’t usually get food crumbs down there. But always popcorn! One thing you have to remember as far as “don’t you feel foreign objects in there?” is that especially the larger ladies have been desensitizing ourselves to having foreign objects (many of them involving metal bits) strapped to that region day in and day out since we were 12. So on occasion something can fall in there and get subsumed in the underwire inattention zone. ---
**Author:** ![kath94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/67e7ee/32.png) [@kath94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kath94)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/37 "2012-12-17T23:45:02Z")
A giant moth. Yes, a moth. I’d snuck out to the garage, where the washer & dryer were kept, to put on a fresh t-shirt that had been hang-drying. Felt something odd, looked down, and saw the moth there in the space between “me” and the bra-that-didn’t-quite-fit-right. You better believe they both came off faster than I’d ever moved before! ---
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2012, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/38 "2012-12-17T23:59:59Z")
Popcorn, yes. Every single handful handful sends a kernel down my cleavage, somehow. My husband likes to make popcorn. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/39 "2012-12-18T00:12:22Z")
I’ve seen ladies pull a lot of things out of their bras. Cash bills, car keys, cell phones, Kleenex, lipstick, breath mints. yikes! But, not all at one time. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/40 "2012-12-18T00:36:53Z")
> [@Jenaroph](#): > > [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWA3\_yQL6rY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWA3_yQL6rY) (mostly safe for work) That was a standard one for my Pitch when he was a wee kitty. It never used to be a problem because things fell through the gap and I could pull them out from the bottom of my shirt. Then I finally got fitted for a good bra. I have found paperclips, earrings, food crumbs (uncomfortable), coins (tossed in at parties), jailbreaking underwires, and a crayon. No, not all at one time. I forgot to mention my titmouse. I used to work at RenFest and needed to disguise a very modern push up bra. I tried a flower, but it attacted bees (amongst other things) so I settled on a handmade finger puppet mouse. A couple of drunks asked what kind of mouse? The answer was obvious. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276.md?page=3)