# What's the weirdest thing you found hiding in your cleavage? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 17, 2012, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276 "2012-12-17T05:41:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/41 "2012-12-18T01:00:45Z")
> [@Nerdessence](#): > > I have an anti-cleavage story. > > As an AA cup, cleavage is impossible for me, however, I once had a dentist use my chest to rest her tray on. I gave her this baffled, hurt look and she apologized and removed it. > > No respect for small ladies. :rolleyes: If it makes you feel any better, my dentist does that. I’m a D-cup. Never thought anything about it. ---
**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/42 "2012-12-18T01:08:31Z")
I once had a dead mouse in there. Baby caught it in the basement while I was doing laundry. I went upstairs with a load to fold and he pranced around down in the basement tossing it into the air and catching it, very proud of himself. I sat on the couch upstairs and started folding laundry. Next thing I knew I had a 15 pound cat on my lap with a dead mouse in his mouth - he was trying to “feed” the mouse to me, shoving it into my face as I squirmed to get away from it. He dropped it down my shirt at last and I jumped to my feet and started doing the heebie-jeebie dance all over the living room with my shirt held out, but no mouse dropped out. Finally I took my shirt off and then my bra - sure enough mouse tumbled loose and hit the floor. Baby was on it in a second and ran off down the hall with his prize. That’s about the weirdest thing I can think of to ever end up there. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/43 "2012-12-18T02:12:37Z")
I almost forgot I started this thread. Hilarious everyone, the “weird” part is certainly showing up! I wish cash, M&Ms and glitter would fall out of my wife’s cleavage. All at once. It’d feel like I won the the Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes… but with more boob. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/44 "2012-12-18T02:36:04Z")
Fluffy, that’s just ooky. But you know your cat loves you. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Girlfriend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.girlfriend/32/193_2.png) [@Dr.Girlfriend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Girlfriend)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/45 "2012-12-18T03:32:02Z")
I think **Fluffy** wins the thread, that’s just weird! But then again, cats is weird… I’ve found earrings in there a couple of times, and once one of the nosepad pieces from my glasses. I don’t even remember the pad breaking off, let alone it falling into my cleavage. ---
**Author:** ![VanillaGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f9ae1b/32.png) [@VanillaGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VanillaGorilla)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/46 "2012-12-18T07:25:11Z")
I don’t have a cleavage of my own, but my girlfriend does (yay!). A few weeks ago she lost her workplace keys. Panic ensued, and all the places where searched. I think you can guess where they turned up a few hours later… ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/47 "2012-12-18T08:57:07Z")
“I’ll take ‘Uncommon Commonalities’ for $1,000, Alex.” “Car keys, needles, moths, dog toenails, leeches, dead mice, and a _tit_mouse.” “What are the weirdest things found in a woman’s cleavage?” “Well shit. That’s actually correct. You choose again…” ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/48 "2012-12-18T17:05:17Z")
As an aside, can I ask if others have encountered the women+peanuts+booze=cleavage target practice thing? Pretty funny to watch. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/49 "2012-12-18T17:32:03Z")
I asked my Mom. She cocked her head to one side, thought for a moment and then replied, " A 1973 Buick Riviera. " ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/50 "2012-12-18T17:35:26Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > I’ve seen ladies pull a lot of things out of their bras. Cash bills, car keys, cell phones, Kleenex, lipstick, breath mints. yikes! > > But, not all at one time. 😉 Oh yeah, I found a cell phone in there once, but it wasn’t like it accidentally wound up there. Sometimes when getting ready and I need to communicate with someone, I’ll stick my phone in my bra to make sure I hear it when someone calls. So after getting dressed, I was ready to head out the door, but could not find that goddang cell phone! I was moving couch cushions around, searched through my purse three times, looked under my bed, then _bzzzz_, my boob started buzzing. Oh right! ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/51 "2012-12-18T22:36:14Z")
I wonder if the ladies who hide their phones in their bras ever accidentally make calls or take pictures? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_Lenore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@Silence\_Lenore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_Lenore)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/52 "2012-12-18T22:58:04Z")
I found a bee in my cleavage, or should I say a bee found itself in my cleavage, with the expected result. I had one big red boob and one normal noob for a few days. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/53 "2012-12-19T00:58:04Z")
Besides my cutie mark? After a swim in the lake or ocean, I find sea weed and sand. Same with my hair, once waited to comb it out until the next day, my comb found crumbs of seaweed, a water strider beetle and ladybug bodies and what looked like spider parts…:eek: ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/54 "2012-12-19T03:18:58Z")
Yogurt. Whilst eating a cup of yogurt and working at my desk, I missed my mouth. Thinking I had gotten all of it off my badge and blouse, I was somewhat surprised a couple of hours later when I discovered a bit of strawberry-pomegranate yogurt squarely centered in the cleavage of my bra. ---
**Author:** ![Melaleuca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Melaleuca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melaleuca)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276/55 "2012-12-19T04:34:07Z")
A very-well known TV newsreader here in Sydney was involved in rescuing orphabned native animals, and wound up being a foster parent to an orphaned flying fox (fruit bats that grow to chihuahua-size) that he named Archie. Since Archie was of the age where he spent 100% of the time hanging off his mother, the newsreader has since admitted that he read the main evening news bulletin with Archie inside his shirt (wrapped up). [See the promo for his parenting skills](http://www.abc.net.au/nature/raising.htm) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-found-hiding-in-your-cleavage/644276.md?page=2)