# What's the weirdest thing you have on you right now?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 15, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-have-on-you-right-now/50185 "2001-01-15T18:41:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-have-on-you-right-now/50185/41 "2001-01-17T08:10:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AWB \*  
> \*\*A key ring.
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> But not just any keyring. This is from the NS Savannah, the first and only commercial nuclear-powered ship. (See [this article](http://www.atomicengines.com/Ship_paper.html) for details.)
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> My old company designed this ship. It is now rusting away in the Tidewater area of Virginia. A couple of co-workers got permission to go aboard and explore. One of them found a drawer with the stateroom keys on their original key rings. Mine is from suite 11. \*\*

You win! That is _so_ cool that I want to ralph. Congratulations, now I want one.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-have-on-you-right-now/50185/42 "2001-01-17T11:36:08Z")

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I have mundane geek toys. Star Wars Episode 1 figurines, including a Battledroid (Roger roger), Watto (What are you some kind of Jedi or somethin’ uh?), Darth Maul (At last wwe can have revenge) and Threepio (Naked???).

I also have a little aeroplane from a Kinder Surprise egg.

And two computer mice. Mouses. Meeces. etc, that I do not use. (I normally use my drawing tablet)

And several CDs of top quality pornography that is not mine. I’m just looking after it for a friend. (really)

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**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-you-have-on-you-right-now/50185/43 "2001-01-17T11:47:26Z")

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I have three cockroaches in my jeans pocket. They are about an 1.25" long, made of dark brown rubber, and look quite real. They’re a “surprise” for one of my co-workers. I’m going to put them in our mutal popcorn later on this morning. Bwah hah hah hah.

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