# What's the "weirdest" thing you've ever eaten?

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**Created:** [May 6, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-youve-ever-eaten/657620 "2013-05-06T14:56:35Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-youve-ever-eaten/657620/62 "2013-05-08T07:58:56Z")

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Oh, and [cordyceps](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordyceps), a.k.a. zombie caterpillar fungus. It doesn’t have any strong taste, and feels firm and crumbly, like… feta cheese? A bit firmer than that. I didn’t find it that weird, though. Maybe you appreciate foods more if they cost \>$10,000 USD per kg. (It’s more like a herb than a main ingredient, you put a few pieces into soup.)

The fungus invades the caterpillar’s body and eventually replaces it. But before that it makes the caterpillar climb a plant before dying. So, the fungus is able to control the host’s actions.

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Indian ice cream. It is Crisco, sugar, berries and fish. Tasted like wedding cake icing with a subtle flavoring of fish.

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When I was stationed in Seoul, I would go out and try all the street food I could get my hands on, just because. I turned it into a news feature, so I got to eat all this weird stuff for free!

The strangest was Bun-dae-gi, SIlkworm pupae that is kind of sweet/salty depending on the seasoning. Also, fried chicken feet, and dog a couple of times.

In Subic Bay, PI, I had monkey on a stick, but only because I went to the wrong tent. I was looking for pork on a stick. I may have been drinking.

I Sicily I had calamari that had been flash fired, and was still fresh enough to wrap around my tongue. It wans’t alive, but had been fried so quickly that the reflexes were still working.

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-youve-ever-eaten/657620/65 "2013-05-08T20:25:25Z")

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[Herring Milts](http://www.whittakers.net/rick-steins-pan-fried-herring-milt-on-toast/) - sometimes incorrectly called Herring Roe (which would suggest fish eggs and might be vaguely normal), it’s actually the sperm duct of a male herring. Tastes lovely fried in butter on toast - like a fish paté. The wife tried a bit but was NOT impressed. I finished the lot however. In the UK you can pick it up at most fishmongers and sometimes supermarkets at certain times of year.

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> [@Crotalus](#):
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> **Mangetout** needs to visit this thread. That guy will eat anything.

Man, get out! He will not!

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-youve-ever-eaten/657620/67 "2013-05-08T22:18:41Z")

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… I’ve lived a bit of a sheltered life, but still. A colleague offered me a bite of her smoke eel sashimi at lunch. Nastiest thing ever: Overbearingly fishy, simultaneously slimy and chewy, smoky, salty. Was it supposed to taste that bad? :eek:

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**Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-youve-ever-eaten/657620/68 "2013-05-08T23:06:38Z")

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Guinea pig, in the Peruvian Andes. Greasy, and full of tiny bones.

In the “not meant to be eaten” category, a mouthful of homogenized raw rat liver. This was during my grad school days when we mouth pipetted everything (yeah, I know…academic labs didn’t care much about OSHA back then). It was suspended in a sucrose buffer, so actually tasted pretty good.

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> I don’t mind “lips and assholes” in my dog (it’s all ground up anyway, and no sense in throwing away perfectly edible meat)

Kila nyama nyama tu. (All meat is meat.)

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-youve-ever-eaten/657620/70 "2013-05-09T00:33:26Z")

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I once ate jellyfish at a Korean wedding. I think it was pickled, and had a kind of sour/acidic taste. And it was kind of chewy.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-youve-ever-eaten/657620/71 "2013-05-09T01:51:06Z")

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> [@RickRick](#):
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> … I’ve lived a bit of a sheltered life, but still. A colleague offered me a bite of her smoke eel sashimi at lunch. Nastiest thing ever: Overbearingly fishy, simultaneously slimy and chewy, smoky, salty. Was it supposed to taste that bad? :eek:

Love it.

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Three-quarters of a single serving box of Grape Nuts ™ cereal with live maggots.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-youve-ever-eaten/657620/73 "2013-05-09T02:07:11Z")

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> [@RickRick](#):
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> … I’ve lived a bit of a sheltered life, but still. A colleague offered me a bite of her smoke eel sashimi at lunch. Nastiest thing ever: Overbearingly fishy, simultaneously slimy and chewy, smoky, salty. Was it supposed to taste that bad? :eek:

Are you talking about unagi? That’s usually one of those things I usually find people who aren’t too keen on sushi enjoy. But I don’t think I’ve ever had it slimy and chewy, so I wonder if you’re talking about something else.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-youve-ever-eaten/657620/74 "2013-05-09T02:32:01Z")

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nm

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Raw horse.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-youve-ever-eaten/657620/76 "2013-05-09T03:28:41Z")

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> [@themightycuin](#):
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> [Herring Milts](http://www.whittakers.net/rick-steins-pan-fried-herring-milt-on-toast/) - sometimes incorrectly called Herring Roe (which would suggest fish eggs and might be vaguely normal), it’s actually the sperm duct of a male herring. Tastes lovely fried in butter on toast - like a fish paté. The wife tried a bit but was NOT impressed. I finished the lot however. In the UK you can pick it up at most fishmongers and sometimes supermarkets at certain times of year.

That reminds me: [hashima](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasma), which are frogs’… fallopian tubes? Everyone says it’s something different. You’d expect fallopian tubes to be solid, but these are jelly-like. Usually made into sweet soup. No distinctive taste, and not very expensive.

Speaking of jelly-like seafood, [fish maw](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_maw). This is spongy and tastes fishy.

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**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-weirdest-thing-youve-ever-eaten/657620/77 "2013-05-09T12:37:14Z")

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I have a tendency to snack on toothpicks. I think they taste good. I’ve also eaten Bhut Jolokia (Ghost Chilies) a couple of times.

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> [@Reverend\_Meade](#):
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> I have a tendency to snack on toothpicks. I think they taste good. I’ve also eaten Bhut Jolokia (Ghost Chilies) a couple of times.

I’ve had those, and also the hotter (depending on growing conditions) Trinidad Scorpion. The first time I had one was early in the morning on an empty stomach. The heat in the mouth wasn’t that bad (once you get to habanero-level heat and up, it’s all the same to me), but the stomach cramping, nausea, and subsequent vomiting an hour and change later was. Never had a pepper do that to me before. Then again, never was stupid enough to try “the world’s hottest pepper” on an empty stomach before.

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Hervé Villechaize.

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I once ate Rocky Mountain Oysters, under the impression that they were fried mushrooms.

I do not recommend them.

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> [@Toxgoddess](#):
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> In the “not meant to be eaten” category, a mouthful of homogenized raw rat liver. This was during my grad school days when we mouth pipetted everything (yeah, I know…academic labs didn’t care much about OSHA back then). It was suspended in a sucrose buffer, so actually tasted pretty good.

Oh God(dess) .. you did that too!? Separating organelles, right? :eek:

One time, I was threading some holes in custom clamps and didn’t realize how hot the tap was getting, even with the cutting lube. I grabbed the wrong part and - natural reaction - stuck my finger in my mouth. Cutting lube tastes JUST LIKE Miracle Whip; which I didn’t like before, and still don’t. ☹

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