What, it lets you know when it’s not a real man, but only a vibrator?
If only I could afford that sort of technology…
The bed frame actually has a massage/vibrate function, and you can set an alarm so that you wake up to the vibration. I find it a much more pleasant way to wake up than my alarm clock noise, which my ex-wife appropriately dubbed “the turbochickens.”
I put roach killer in my ear every day, but secretly, so I don’t have to explain why if somebody sees it.
why?
Public Transportation.
Oooh, I’m envious. All I have is a single-shooter, which I mainly use to get the dog riled up.
As for my “weirdest/every day” - prolly my epilator. Yeah, they’re supposed to hold you over for about a week or more. But I swear, you become OCD about every little hair that pops up on your legs, especially if you live in a sub-tropical region, as I do. And my hair grows so fast, you could almost watch it get longer.
The weirdest thing I use every day is probably this zombie tendon that I’m mutating into a ligament. So far it’s working great, but the procedure still has quite a few months to go.
Because the product itself is simply boric acid, which serves to prevent fungal and bacterial outer ear infection (“swimmer’s ear”) after swimming, something that can easily happen if you swim every day, especially during wet weather, when your ears don’t dry out completely. (This brand is a great deal at the 99 Cents store–you mix it with rubbing alcohol, and squirt it in after swimming.) However, the label just says, “Roach & Ant Killer”–and has a picture of a cockroach–so it looks weird to the casual onlooker.
Anyway, if you swim a lot, don’t waste your money on those products at Walgreen’s, CVS, etc. that are labeled for “swimmer’s ear”–use Pic, Roach and Ant Killer!
Why smoke? I know where the Turnpike is…
Yes, but this doesn’t make Morbo’s answer any less true…