# What's the worst movie you ever saw?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 24, 2018, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008 "2018-04-24T01:15:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008/321 "2018-05-08T20:50:47Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Not the worst, but _Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil_ was incredibly boring. I had some petty high expectations, but couldn’t wait for that turd to wrap up. Total snooze-fest.

Having read the book, I had no desire to see the movie.

That book HAD to be non-fiction, because you can’t make up people like that.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008/322 "2018-05-08T22:25:30Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> Happily, [_Manos_ has since been restored](http://www.manosinhd.com/why-im-saving-manos-the-hands-of-fate/), so now we can finally see Hal Warren’s _oeuvre_ as it was intended to be seen: [del]In the back of a manure truck, attracting flies[/del] As a black-and-white film of reasonable image quality.

In living color!

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008/323 "2018-05-08T22:38:56Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> In living color!

I swear, in my memory it’s black-and-white. I have no idea why.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008/324 "2018-05-09T00:27:36Z")

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> [@RikWriter](#):
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> Alien 4 was bad, but Alien 3 was a giant fuck-you to the fans so I hate it more.

Seconded.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008/325 "2018-05-09T02:10:48Z")

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> [@Derleth](#):
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> I swear, in my memory it’s black-and-white. I have no idea why.

It rendered you partially blind, that’s why.

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**Author:** ![oliversarmy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@oliversarmy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oliversarmy)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008/326 "2018-05-09T03:25:11Z")

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Flesh and Blood or Flesh+Blood. Stopped watching it halfway through back in the '80s when you had to rent it. It was not historical, nor romantic, nor an adventure. It was directed by Paul Verhoeven. Bloody awful.

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008/327 "2018-05-09T12:56:29Z")

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> [@oliversarmy](#):
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> Flesh and Blood or Flesh+Blood. Stopped watching it halfway through back in the '80s when you had to rent it. It was not historical, nor romantic, nor an adventure. It was directed by Paul Verhoeven. Bloody awful.

But it had a young Jennifer Jason Leigh fully naked in ALL her blonde glory. No, not a good movie, but for a horny teen boy at the time, it was worth watching for that. I seem to recall the freeze frame on the VCR got extra work on this movie.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008/328 "2018-05-09T13:04:16Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> Having read the book, I had no desire to see the movie.
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> That book HAD to be non-fiction, because you can’t make up people like that.

Actually, the book, which spent an outrageous 216 weeks on the NYT bestseller list, was heavily fictionalized, although they were quiet about this. But the people and, to a large extent, their stories are real. “The Lady Chablis” (Brenda Dale Knox, born Benjamin Edward Knox) is not only for real, but wrote her own book in the wake of MitGoGaE’s success, _Hiding my Candy_. I’m not surprised that she’s the only one to play herself in the Eastwood-directed movie (which is itself heavily fictionalized from the book).

I found the book interesting, but the film much less so. But it’s useful to know that you’re a couple of removes from reality in the film.

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2018, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008/329 "2018-05-09T19:19:32Z")

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Voyage of the Rock Aliens

Is that even considered mainstream?

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**Author:** ![Ken001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/43a26b/32.png) [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2018, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008/330 "2018-05-10T01:25:30Z")

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Casanova directed by Fredrico Fellini. 1976. Oh dear…

I enjoy arthouse films and odd stories. Eg. Donnie Darko and Memento.

But this…was numbingly awful.

I took my new (long term) girlfriend to see it and when I reluctantly suggested, we move on half way through she agreed. In all honesty it was a relief to get outside into a rainy night on my small trailbike.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2018, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008/331 "2018-05-10T03:25:12Z")

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Close down the thread. Anybody ever seen a flick called “Out” or as it was titled when I saw it “Deadly Drifter”? Starred Peter Coyote and Danny Glover. 2.8 on IMDB. I will purchase any copy I see in the cheapie rack just to keep some other unaware soul from seeing it.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008/332 "2018-05-10T03:33:15Z")

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> [@Poysyn](#):
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> Voyage of the Rock Aliens
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> Is that even considered mainstream?

I suppose that depends on what kind of stream you live near.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-movie-you-ever-saw/813008/333 "2018-05-10T03:33:41Z")

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> [@divemaster](#):
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> But it had a young Jennifer Jason Leigh fully naked in ALL her blonde glory.

Oh, God, yes! Little Miss Goldenbush, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! :o

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