What's the worst museum you've ever been to?

Completely opposite, I found the Manhattan Project B Reactor tour at Hanford, WA to be fascinating!

Others have mentioned fantastic museums ruined by crowds like the Louvre. We visited the Louvre at a quieter time and found it amazing (same with nearby Musée d’Orsay), but our trip to Versailles was both good and bad. The good: We arrived on a day the palace was closed. Darn. But we decided to get some wine, bread and have a picnic on the grounds. We spent many hours touring the gardens and grounds while it was deserted. Amazing. The bad: The next day we did the palace tour and you could basically lift your feet and have the crowd move you through. Would be neat to go through when it wasn’t so stinking packed.

How many visitors have I had in almost thirty years from other parts of the country, and who asked that I take them to this? Maybe half a dozen. It’s truly terrible, just a two-story open set of dioramas with ‘spooky’ music and narrative…a cathedral of sorts to tourist schlock.

Everyone should visit it at least once.

The truly terrible roadside attractions full of tourist schlock are always worth a visit. If for no other reason than you get to post about them here!

Reading this thread I’m reminded of “Uncle Willie’s Desert Museum” in the old made-for-TV movie Gargoyles.

The place sounds appropriately named.

Which Lima? I can think of two off the top of my head.

Peru.

Sounds like the Danes have figured out an ingenious way to get the tourists out of their hair for at least a little while! :rofl:

I’ve never been to San Antonio, but I’ve heard the same kind of thing about the Alamo.

I’m sure they’re upset that they didn’t see their bicycle in the basement.

No, but they do have it!

What an incredible claim about the cabin.

In the Springfield museum I mentioned they have built a replica of the log cabin.
Or maybe it was a hologram?

The wurst museum? Take your pick, we have the

Bratwurst Museum

Currywurst Museum

Another Bratwurst Museum

And a Weisswurst Museum

I remember an old Jay Leno bit, from back in the days when the Atlanta Zoo had a reputation for being one of the worst zoos in the country. “It’s just dogs in cages!”

I went to the Paris Sewer Museum today. Not the worst, but definitely the stinkiest.

Lord, so many museums I’ve been in over my 73 years, they all tend to blur together…

Was in Southampton, England for a day (post-cruise) and visited the Tudor House and Garden because it sounded interesting…it wasn’t, poorly marked and little if any explanatory information and not all that much worth seeing (at least inside, outdoors was moderately interesting). OTOH, the Aviation Museum (now called for reasons beyond my ken Solent Sky) is a hidden treasure with multiple fascinating exhibits and, at least while I was there, a side-room firefighting display almost as interesting as the planes.

Ought to have a corresponding threat for ‘hidden treasure’ museums…

The Ripley’s Believe it or Not museum in St. Augustine Fl. I went on a day when they had a discount. Barely worth the 50 cents I paid for it.

This very niche museum opened recently in my multi-city. I’ve actually heard that it’s quite an interesting place, so I should check it out. (It also has an event space, which may well be how it stays open.)

@Spoons would love it.

As long as they have the musical sort, not just the stirring or eating sort. :slight_smile:

Yes! It looks like a great place. I’d love to visit.

I hope it’s not one of those “look, but don’t touch” museums, though …