# Whats the worst you ever beat up  your SO?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 4, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-you-ever-beat-up-your-so/35637 "2000-10-04T16:53:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Doper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Doper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doper)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-you-ever-beat-up-your-so/35637/1 "2000-10-04T16:53:09Z")

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I think the worst I ever did was.

I was up at her cottage and we got into a huge screaming match, somehow we ended up on the gravel road leading into the cottage with me trying to fend myself off from her. It got to the point I had to put her in a strangle hold, was the only thing I could think of without getting myself seriously hurt…I’m not sure why I grab her mouth and pretended to be King Kong and pry her jaws apart…might of been some kind of submission hold I read somewhere or how to break a wolfs jaws. She did end up getting me 4 months later by sucker punching me in the mouth when I came out of the kitchen…split my lip wide open and I saw stars literally.

So whats the best beating you put on your girlfriend/boyfriend…husband/wife?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-you-ever-beat-up-your-so/35637/2 "2000-10-04T16:55:24Z")

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Uh uh … not going there.