# What's The Worst You've Ever Been Injured By An Animal?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 29, 2017, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-youve-ever-been-injured-by-an-animal/805524 "2017-12-29T17:07:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-youve-ever-been-injured-by-an-animal/805524/81 "2018-01-03T17:31:21Z")

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> [@Spice\_Weasel](#):
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> Threadwinner. How on earth did this happen?!

Very short version: hotel in Zimbabwe offered busing to various cruddy tourist traps. One was called “walk with lion cubs”. The “cubs” turned out to be nearly grown up in our case. Ouchies ensued. Hospital ensued. Eventually, skin grafts ensued.

Edit: found my [original post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11389477&postcount=57), from about a year after the accident.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/whats-the-worst-youve-ever-been-injured-by-an-animal/805524/82 "2018-01-03T18:36:39Z")

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Rockin’ t-shirt!

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